im beat

Ill be like one of your girls or your homies

put a swimming pool in my living room how i’m feelin nortie i ain’t swimmin nortie

MJ be like beat it

didnt do anything actually productive in the homelab today. i just tricked out dr. melfi (touch screen kiosk / SOC monitor)

Thats f***cking epic

thanks dude. the lockscreen is a gif from the show but I couldnt screen record it.

gay 🤣🤣

Its actually super cool and ladies want to f*** me for it

those thai ladies are easily impressed

unbelievable

this is cool. u should show israel how to do this

thai ice tea sound good

not a chance!

nort hates jews

0 chance that happens

ima tryna setup an automation for when I trigger a security alert in the system and melfi’s screen flashes red like an alarm

but like a severe alert cus i dont need that happening everytime i goof up a login password

jews are just christians with more rules and for some reason race is involved

not true ET is my grandpa

One time we had s***while I was holding in my pee. I said I wanted to go to the bathroom, but she wouldn't let me. After laying absorbent pads all over the floor, she had me sit on top of her, f***ing me while pressing down on my lower belly. I was about to cry, but she kept feeding me water and continuing to f*** me. Then I couldn't hold it anymore and gushed clear liquid all over the floor... She got really excited while I was peeing, kept groping and thrusting until I begged for mercy. Because it was the first time playing like that and it felt so humiliating, I just clung to her the whole time, burying my head in the crook of her neck and calling her "sister."

@Tuneout

No I hate team work

. i should’ve have suggested this

@Prince thanks for the likes man

appreciate it

Some dry texting man