scHoolboy Oward

2h

hated my dad for putting me through every sport when i was a kid, but his bum b**** ass dad wouldn’t let him do anything so i get it now

Nort

2h

whats worse is knowing my kids would have good rng

e t

2h

Side benefit of kids: you get to do kid things without looking like a predator. Swinging on a playground swing is still lowkey fun asf

Tuneout

2h

norts kids would grow up to make women c***left and right

rvi

2h

saw some family tree stuff and my ancestor who came from croatia had like 12 kids and 6 made it past infancy or something

there was one name they kept using and the kids kept dying so they used it again lol

e t

2h

Side benefit of kids: you get to do kid things without looking like a predator. Swinging on a playground swing is still lowkey fun asf

Nort

2h

MJ tried living this way and they killed him

Tuneout

2h

he was in that way a lil too deep

Nort

2h

MJ tried living this way and they killed him

JACKIE ARTIST

5h

https://pillows.su/f/321385d41bde95857d664fb337a9288b

e t

2h

Helpful guide:

Having sleepovers with your own kids ✅👍
Having sleepovers with other peoples kids ❌👎

e t

3h

1. Kids are awesome.

2. The back end of your life is generally better than your front end in terms of financial stability, etc. But in terms of physically, it’s worse. Being younger and being able to keep up physically with your kid in terms of sports and stuff is better IMO.

3. If you’re like 45 and your kids are adults or near adults, you then generally have more or less freedom to travel anywhere, etc. in a situation where you are still young enough and have the stamina to do most things.

4. If you’re like 45, and have very young kids, you’re basically waiting until you’re in your mid-late-50s for the same opportunity, and things just aren’t the same at that point for most people.

That’s why I don’t agree with the whole “enjoying freedom before kids” mentality because that stage of life is where you’re much less generally equipped to enjoy freedom than you are later.

rvi

2h

If we die we die

Simple as

Tuneout

2h

i dont like adults referring to s***things as play and s***toys as “toys”

That s*** is weird how did that enter the common lexicon

Orangutan

2h

Uh maybe because I have fun when I use the toy to play in my poohole

Nort

2h

f*** this post

e t

3h

1. Kids are awesome.

2. The back end of your life is generally better than your front end in terms of financial stability, etc. But in terms of physically, it’s worse. Being younger and being able to keep up physically with your kid in terms of sports and stuff is better IMO.

3. If you’re like 45 and your kids are adults or near adults, you then generally have more or less freedom to travel anywhere, etc. in a situation where you are still young enough and have the stamina to do most things.

4. If you’re like 45, and have very young kids, you’re basically waiting until you’re in your mid-late-50s for the same opportunity, and things just aren’t the same at that point for most people.

That’s why I don’t agree with the whole “enjoying freedom before kids” mentality because that stage of life is where you’re much less generally equipped to enjoy freedom than you are later.

e t

2h

Is your mom/her parents the grandchildren wanting types?

Orangutan

2h

I'm gonna have a genetic freak baby with my 70 year old semen

Gonna make my wife drink like a whale during the pregnancy too

Orangutan

2h

I'm gonna have a genetic freak baby with my 70 year old semen

Gonna make my wife drink like a whale during the pregnancy too