that part froze me

i know it kills me its so stupid :deaD:

clenched the s*** out of my jaw one night and got TMJ

a couple nights later left jaw was hurting so bad I massaged and rubbed the s*** out of while in my sleep, when I woke up the whole left side of my face was throbbing from the pain

went back to sleep, woke up with a hematoma (blood clot/fluid sac) on my left cheekbone that was literally one half inch away from touching my good eye

then the next day it got infected, woke up with a fever from my body fighting the infection, had to rush to the ER asap cause the fever chills and needle pricks all over my body was so intense and I could barely breathe

also like 3 veins/capillaries from the hematoma literally shot out and under the bottom of my eyelids and couldve destroyed my last good eye, they had to get those out too

but we chilling now. fine ass nurse came in to take the needles out and I couldnt help but flirt

i reference regularly with my fam its like an inside joke atp

r u addicted

Happy 3 year anniversary for this post

Thank you

no i just have to strike when theres opportunity

however i will say i do live for it

pretty good pfp right

also 3 fine nurses rolled me into the catscan machine and as I was going in the tiniest wet fart slipped out and I legit thought I s*** myself

They told me to stay completely still so I couldn’t even check

I thought they was gonna roll me out and smell nothing but dookie everywhere and I’d scare the hoes

thankfully was just a brap

your last good eye what happened to your bad eye?? you havea. bad eye??

also this sounds horrible im glad u doing better now. seems like youre in um capable hands

i have more in the vault

we need our best mod

ET did 9/11 classic title

u really love it

one time i got this radioactive dye injected into me for an mri machine and a side effect was it makes u think you piss yourself and sometimes puke. and i legit thought i pissed myself and almost puked and I had to stay still.

miserable times

actually

indeed

I only do it when they @ me cause im a #mod

imagine if op wasnt deceased

brrt brrt ski