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  • Tangout

    this 100% true how can you o ===iisz

    So true bro

  • rvi

    fris=================================================================================================pd

    im keeping my results from nodding off at the keybaord in the message.

    they must know

  • Like a Camillimane

    fogo do sol.... Água do mar

    Bro loves brazil 😁

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    Tangout

    @Camille @Orangutan @wey @KodakSpice

    did this jamaican man you “saw” yellow and have holes all over??

    !​https://www.youtube.com/live/waZV8prAmAU?si=VaQUhm7au3xDnmlf

    You up still?

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    Orangutan
    https://twitter.com/complex/status/2098581776876892587

    this is beautiful

  • wey

    You up still?

    yeah i nodded off on the 7oh for like 4 hours im awake all night now lol but im goin to bed now.

    tomorrow im drinking dxm and stuff so thay shoudl knock me out at a normal time

  • Tangout

    this is beautiful

    Spunchob and patrice

  • wey

    You up still?

    Did u just wake up or havent slept

  • rvi 🐦‍⬛
    Orangutan
    https://twitter.com/complex/status/2098581776876892587

    holy f***

  • rvi 🐦‍⬛
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    @Orangutan u gottta be geeked the hell out not sleepin lol

  • WHY IS YOUNG THUG CALLING YE DAD

    @Camille @Orangutan @sab @prince

  • S*** piss me off so bad bro

    As soon as I finish school and get a “real job”, all of my new money gets eaten by a dementia-riddled reality tv star hitting the “make everything worse” button on his desk over and over again

  • rvi

    @Orangutan u gottta be geeked the hell out not sleepin lol

    This is vz night shift

    We geek in this mf!!!!!

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    Orangutan

    Okay so that same buddy who I did acid with, he lived at his grandmas house right, and in high school we'd go over there and get f***ed up like every weekend

    So we're over there one night, everybodys kinda off doing their own thing (like I said, he lived with his grandma, but the house was pretty huge so he had the entire second floor as his "room"), and I'm sitting by myself in his gaming chair at his desk.

    I'm crossfaded out of my mind, barely conscious, and I'm looking at the s*** on his desk when I see a framed photo sitting there

    It was a picture of a Jamaican man (there was a little Jamaican flag shoved in the frame in front of the photo) which confused me greatly, because my friend is white. Why does he have a framed photo of a presumably Jamaican dude sitting on his desk?

    Now, I already found this pretty funny and was giggling to myself-

    Pausing here to interject: You will not believe the next part of this story, and that's okay, but I swear to you that it's true.

    -I spin the chair around, and I promise you

    I promise you

    That very Jamaican man was standing in the doorway not 10 feet away, staring at me holding his photo

    My jaw drops all the way down and my eyes open as wide as they could be

    I thought I was for sure hallucinating

    He says something like "wagwan brada"

    I was speechless

    I think I said something like "what's up" but lord knows how it actually came out, and he smiled and walked away, and down the stairs

    I immediately track down my buddy to tell him what happened, cause I was certain I was having a psychotic break, and he just says "oh yeah that's my step-uncle, he's staying in the basement for a little while"

    And scene

    Just read this

    This so funny crine bro thought he was visited by the jamaican ripper

  • I put $30 in my car today and it didn’t even fill the tank halfway

    Almost shot myself in the drivers seat right then and there

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    THEREALHNDRXXFREE

    Just read this

    This so funny crine bro thought he was visited by the jamaican ripper

    I really think that may be my favorite personal story oat

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    Orangutan

    I really think that may be my favorite personal story oat

    thanks much for sharing with us king

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    rvi

    thanks much for sharing with us king

    What the goat rvi doing up at this hour

  • rvi 🐦‍⬛
    THEREALHNDRXXFREE

    What the goat rvi doing up at this hour

    real freaky hrs

  • Fuuuuck the loud ass roommate who was supposed to be gone for the whole weekend just threw open the front door, slammed it close, and stomped through the living room sniffling and crying

    F*** you man it’s 4:30 in the morning and I was looking forward to one weekend without you being loud as s*** 24/7

    Hope he walked in on his girlfriend getting railed or something