this 100% true how can you o ===iisz
So true bro
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im keeping my results from nodding off at the keybaord in the message.
they must know
fogo do sol.... Água do mar
Bro loves brazil 😁
@Camille @Orangutan @wey @KodakSpice
did this jamaican man you “saw” yellow and have holes all over??
!https://www.youtube.com/live/waZV8prAmAU?si=VaQUhm7au3xDnmlf
You up still?
this is beautiful
You up still?
yeah i nodded off on the 7oh for like 4 hours im awake all night now lol but im goin to bed now.
tomorrow im drinking dxm and stuff so thay shoudl knock me out at a normal time
this is beautiful
Spunchob and patrice
You up still?
Did u just wake up or havent slept
holy f***
@Orangutan u gottta be geeked the hell out not sleepin lol
S*** piss me off so bad bro
As soon as I finish school and get a “real job”, all of my new money gets eaten by a dementia-riddled reality tv star hitting the “make everything worse” button on his desk over and over again
@Orangutan u gottta be geeked the hell out not sleepin lol
This is vz night shift
We geek in this mf!!!!!
Okay so that same buddy who I did acid with, he lived at his grandmas house right, and in high school we'd go over there and get f***ed up like every weekend
So we're over there one night, everybodys kinda off doing their own thing (like I said, he lived with his grandma, but the house was pretty huge so he had the entire second floor as his "room"), and I'm sitting by myself in his gaming chair at his desk.
I'm crossfaded out of my mind, barely conscious, and I'm looking at the s*** on his desk when I see a framed photo sitting there
It was a picture of a Jamaican man (there was a little Jamaican flag shoved in the frame in front of the photo) which confused me greatly, because my friend is white. Why does he have a framed photo of a presumably Jamaican dude sitting on his desk?
Now, I already found this pretty funny and was giggling to myself-
Pausing here to interject: You will not believe the next part of this story, and that's okay, but I swear to you that it's true.
-I spin the chair around, and I promise you
I promise you
That very Jamaican man was standing in the doorway not 10 feet away, staring at me holding his photo
My jaw drops all the way down and my eyes open as wide as they could be
I thought I was for sure hallucinating
He says something like "wagwan brada"
I was speechless
I think I said something like "what's up" but lord knows how it actually came out, and he smiled and walked away, and down the stairs
I immediately track down my buddy to tell him what happened, cause I was certain I was having a psychotic break, and he just says "oh yeah that's my step-uncle, he's staying in the basement for a little while"
And scene
Just read this
This so funny crine bro thought he was visited by the jamaican ripper
I put $30 in my car today and it didn’t even fill the tank halfway
Almost shot myself in the drivers seat right then and there
Just read this
This so funny crine bro thought he was visited by the jamaican ripper
I really think that may be my favorite personal story oat
I really think that may be my favorite personal story oat
thanks much for sharing with us king
What the goat rvi doing up at this hour
real freaky hrs
Fuuuuck the loud ass roommate who was supposed to be gone for the whole weekend just threw open the front door, slammed it close, and stomped through the living room sniffling and crying
F*** you man it’s 4:30 in the morning and I was looking forward to one weekend without you being loud as s*** 24/7
Hope he walked in on his girlfriend getting railed or something