THEREALHNDRXXFREE

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Artist mom plays kelela and calls him the maggot word

This crazy

Like a Camillimane

17m

ur scared of trans women expressing themselves

Like a Camillimane

17m

ur scared of trans women expressing themselves

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

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Artist mom plays kelela and calls him the maggot word

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@wey

bmass — The Arc**

Built from his 72,979 posts and the posts addressed to him, using only pages never cited in any earlier file. Every quote is his own unquoted text unless another poster is named.

Act 1 — Arrives mid-bit (May 7, 2023, pg 12002)
He doesn't introduce himself. His first hour in the thread is a running joke with Purrp ("It was one time. Grow up." / "You treating me just like she did," pg 12003), and when HNDRXX vouches for him ("Allison Camille and Bmass, they are cool people," pg 12004), his whole reply is "Lol." He was already a known name on the site: people had @'d him in this thread dozens of times before he ever posted in it. For his first 8,000 pages he barely posts, a few hundred a month.

Act 2 — Kodak's foil (May–Dec 2023)
Three weeks in, Kodak (pg 14030): "how bored are u on ktt2 to try to start beef with kodak spice on dam near memorial day." bmass: "Very, go die!" Same page, Kodak: "shut up and f* me already." bmass: "Booking a flight fr." That's the whole relationship in two exchanges: hostility and flirtation in the same breath. By September (pg 21592–21593): "bro stfu" / "Blocked." and "U just said u was stroking to me 2 pages ago stfu b**" / "Report me then." Kodak addresses him 1,229 times between pages 20,000 and 30,000, more than anyone else addresses him, and bmass addresses Kodak 839 times back. His volume triples. The feud made him a regular.

Act 3 — Drake soldier (Oct 2023–Jan 2024)
His music identity is Drake defense, delivered at full volume. Pg 24425: "People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic, goon employing thug, that Tupac and Biggie were thought to be." Pg 24613: "Never forget Kendrick fetishized Asian culture for a whole album cycle." Pg 26405, to a Kendrick fan: "J Cole takes a certain level on intelligence. So I get why you'd like Kendrick more." Pg 32864: "Toronto will never have a peaceful night as long as the don, drizzy drake, is active." Also pg 25015, a standing disclaimer: "In case of a federal investigation all my posts are satire, cheers!"

Act 4 — The Spanish project (Apr 2024 onward)
A subplot nobody would predict from Act 3. Pg 39320: "@YungPapi what're your biggest motivations for wanting to learn Spanish." Pg 39473: "My ass is not doing Spanish today man." Pg 39695, to the OP, explaining comprehensible-input hours by native language. Pg 40948: "Actually understood that Spanish bit when I read the lyrics." Eight months later (pg 55997): "I can watch peppa pig in spanish." And the reason (pg 56237): he hears Spanish at his girlfriend's house.

Act 5 — The explosion, and HNDRXX (Jul 2024–Feb 2025)
His posting goes from about 2,500 per 5,000 pages to 12,860 between pages 50,000 and 55,000, the busiest stretch anyone in the dataset has. The center of gravity moves from Kodak to MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE, who addresses him 6,762 times between pages 50,000 and 60,000. They become a duo: Spain, Puerto Rico, reggaeton, manosphere podcasts (pg 59477: "I started a new podcast from PR and the dude is a hard body fresh n fit/Andrew Tate/Gary V manosphere dude and it's reallyyyyyyy hard to sit through @Hndrxx_Free"). Pg 48002 places him: "I live in commiefornia." Pg 62936 narrows it: paella options near downtown San Diego.

His taxonomy of the thread, pg 50795, Sep 26, 2024: "So I've divided the thread between music listeners and hype/social media enjoyers. Real music listeners: Hndrxx Camille Davey Nyfinest Kodak Op ET Echi FP Sizz Bruises Art Cowboy Tuneout Davey Rvi Kee. Memes/social media listeners: NORT Wesley. Lmk what yall think." Davey listed twice. Only two names in the bad column. The thread let him know what it thought.

Act 6 — The girlfriend era (Sep 2024 onward)
She enters as a recurring character. Pg 51924: "My gf got upset reading a post that my ex was named lyla when I spoke about this song." Pg 52895: "My gf liked 5am. I'm slowly forcing her to like drake." Pg 55226: "I put on yeezus for my girlfriend and she loved it. she said something like 'I wish he wasn't racist.' I forgot that he said he loved hitler so I was like '??'" The same months carry a political-posting streak, contrarian in both directions ("Kamala's fake blaccent ain't it for me," pg 49302; "I'd vote Kamala over Hillary any day," pg 51967; "when tuneout is now uninformed because he dissed a democrat," pg 49562).

Act 7 — The conversion (2025)
The Drake soldier turns a***yst, then skeptic. Pg 59100: "take care had 19 songs. drake always liked doing long ass albums with a blend of singing and rapping. her loss is iyrtitl with 21 tacked on, hater favorite type s***." Pg 59646, ranking Kendrick: "might move morale to #1... Tpab was always magical to me." Pg 67207: "if I gave my real thoughts in drake sxn id be a hater or kendrick glazer, but like more life is like the last thing I could even compare to mmtbs." Pg 69068: "the issue with the numbers thing is that drake makes it of importance to his fans and himself." Pg 71370: "Noticing how I gave my Kendrick list earlier and that sparked 0 debate and discussion. Isn't art more interesting when there's more debate and emotions."

And the ending, pg 75327: "told my gf drake was mid the other day and she said 'wow, you would've NEVER said that when we first started dating.' I'm washed."

The shape: a lurker who became a regular by fighting Kodak, a Drake partisan who became a Kendrick lister, a guy who learned Spanish for a girlfriend who then watched him lose the argument he joined the thread to have. The witness to the whole change is the girlfriend, who wasn't there for the first half of it.

rvi

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nope

rvi

18m

ur therapist not a psychologist?

Like a Camillimane

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she hates him

Like a Camillimane

3h

@Hndrxx_Free has the doghouse outside

Purrp

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I don’t think so

There’s a difference between the two

But I mean to clarify I think I need a second psych or therapist that specializes in pattern issues

Purrp

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I don’t think so

There’s a difference between the two

But I mean to clarify I think I need a second psych or therapist that specializes in pattern issues

Tangout

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calls him a fag and asks him how sexy he found some black dude in a movie from the 40 in the same breath lol

shes lioned

rvi

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my therapists have always been psychologists

Like a Camillimane

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@Hndrxx_Free tuneout was scared he was gonna eat humans

rvi

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@Camille 6'0 girl told me shes actually not ready to date right now

wey

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Psych usually gives you meds too iirc @RVI

Psych is more for that sort of thing and a therapist is for yappers

rvi

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@Camille 6'0 girl told me shes actually not ready to date right now

rvi

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youre thinking of psychiatrist

Bruuiisees

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Is this OCD

I mean I guess it could be if you are like consistently putting yourself in a certain mindset against your will and behaving in certain ways outside of your control

But it also sounds like this could just be bad strategy and low self control

Bruuiisees

18m

Is this OCD

I mean I guess it could be if you are like consistently putting yourself in a certain mindset against your will and behaving in certain ways outside of your control

But it also sounds like this could just be bad strategy and low self control