The machine demands an offering of flesh
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UncMCHow do we make AI a continuation of Abrahamic religions
The Bible 2: Endgame
sace 👍
RARE NDELUXE SPICEy is cro in ur avi so shiny
idk
- sace 👍
The Cult of HAL
Tubeout 🎨·1 reply
BIG early ⏱️·1 replyOrangutanUsed the awesome power of Cl**de to build this tool that lets me organize custom soundcloud feeds and sync them to playlists on my soundcloud account, which is super nice because the main soundcloud following feed is way too messy
Can also set it up to automatically download tracks from particular artists whenever they upload
ngl this is sick
- BIG early ⏱️·1 replyOrangutan
https://twitter.com/remarks/status/2100793495552217504
@frenchpress was early on this
- ·1 replyBIG early
@frenchpress was early on this
- BIG early ⏱️RARE NDELUXE SPICE
- Tubeout
Nort 💫·2 repliesOrdered a bunch of light up letters that spell out “Marry Me” to be delivered and ofc my gf decides to call off and stay home (which she rarely does) so I had to intercept the amazon truck 3 stops away from the apartment complex.
The deer hunter was alright I guess
- ·3 repliesOrangutan
The Bible 2: Endgame
The Hulk, beaten and broken, with the W**** of Babylon standing above him....
"Hulk scared"
Suddenly....
"On your left"
The Hulk turns his battered green head to the left.....
Jesus and the 11 disciples walking through a heavenly portal. Mark points towards the horizon with a sly grin.
The Hulk swings his stupid green head to the right......
Giant Moses (60 stories tall) bounding over the hills in the distance.
"Hulk yeah!"
Jesus extends his hands towards the W**** of Babylon. Golden chains fly from his palms and bind her.
Giant Moses, having cleared the hills, begins to run towards the bound W****.
He's only a mile away now- and he leaps. He comes down on the W**** with a double fist Moses smash. She's flattened instantly.
And then......
The Beast swoops down upon the back of the seven headed Dragon, knocking Giant Moses off his feet-
The Dragon is preparing to crush Giant Moses' neck in one of its terrible jaws.......
Jesus shouts: "Enoch, Solomon- NOW!"
The two holy magicians open a pit below the Beast and his Dragon, leading straight down to the Eternal Lake of Fire
The Dragon flaps its mighty wings, suspended above the pit.
*"I've won!" The Beast snarls-
"Not hulk-yet" quips stupid Hulk
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse fly in from all four cardinal horse-directions, piercing the many necks of the Dragon- faster than famous Marvel hero Sonic the Hedgehog......
A horrible wail from the Dragon did come, as he begins to plummet towards the gaping hole to super hell.......
The Beast leaps from his back, out of the pit and into the sky.....
"I have you now Jesus! Wait- Where'd he go?" says Beasty
"Up here!"
The Beast cranes his neck upwards......
Only to see Jesus flying headfirst, straight down towards his beastly head
"No..... NO.... NOOO-"
Before he can finish his third, arguably gratuitous "No", Jesus drives his awesome white broadsword down the mouth of the Beast, even faster than famous Marvel hero Sonic the Hedgehog, and plunges him into the pit- into the Eternal Lake of Fire.
Jesus flies out, the Beast now conquered. Enoch and Solomon seal the the pit. All of Christ's soldiers huffing and puffing, looking at one another as if waiting for confirmation that the battle was finally won.
"Hulk want Big Mac!" says the fat green b******.
"Oh Hulk!" everyone groans in unison, before sharing in a hearty laugh.
And scene!
- BIG early
ngl this is sick
S*** should just be a feature in soundcloud tbh
Glad I can just whip this stuff up in a half hour whenever I have an idea tho
- Tubeout 🎨·1 replyNort
Ordered a bunch of light up letters that spell out “Marry Me” to be delivered and ofc my gf decides to call off and stay home (which she rarely does) so I had to intercept the amazon truck 3 stops away from the apartment complex.
this is hialrious but amazing intercept - Nort
Ordered a bunch of light up letters that spell out “Marry Me” to be delivered and ofc my gf decides to call off and stay home (which she rarely does) so I had to intercept the amazon truck 3 stops away from the apartment complex.
Crine
·1 replyOut here acting like tom cruise
- Tubeout 🎨·1 replyOrangutan
The Hulk, beaten and broken, with the W**** of Babylon standing above him....
"Hulk scared"
Suddenly....
"On your left"
The Hulk turns his battered green head to the left.....
Jesus and the 11 disciples walking through a heavenly portal. Mark points towards the horizon with a sly grin.
The Hulk swings his stupid green head to the right......
Giant Moses (60 stories tall) bounding over the hills in the distance.
"Hulk yeah!"
Jesus extends his hands towards the W**** of Babylon. Golden chains fly from his palms and bind her.
Giant Moses, having cleared the hills, begins to run towards the bound W****.
He's only a mile away now- and he leaps. He comes down on the W**** with a double fist Moses smash. She's flattened instantly.
And then......
The Beast swoops down upon the back of the seven headed Dragon, knocking Giant Moses off his feet-
The Dragon is preparing to crush Giant Moses' neck in one of its terrible jaws.......
Jesus shouts: "Enoch, Solomon- NOW!"
The two holy magicians open a pit below the Beast and his Dragon, leading straight down to the Eternal Lake of Fire
The Dragon flaps its mighty wings, suspended above the pit.
*"I've won!" The Beast snarls-
"Not hulk-yet" quips stupid Hulk
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse fly in from all four cardinal horse-directions, piercing the many necks of the Dragon- faster than famous Marvel hero Sonic the Hedgehog......
A horrible wail from the Dragon did come, as he begins to plummet towards the gaping hole to super hell.......
The Beast leaps from his back, out of the pit and into the sky.....
"I have you now Jesus! Wait- Where'd he go?" says Beasty
"Up here!"
The Beast cranes his neck upwards......
Only to see Jesus flying headfirst, straight down towards his beastly head
"No..... NO.... NOOO-"
Before he can finish his third, arguably gratuitous "No", Jesus drives his awesome white broadsword down the mouth of the Beast, even faster than famous Marvel hero Sonic the Hedgehog, and plunges him into the pit- into the Eternal Lake of Fire.
Jesus flies out, the Beast now conquered. Enoch and Solomon seal the the pit. All of Christ's soldiers huffing and puffing, looking at one another as if waiting for confirmation that the battle was finally won.
"Hulk want Big Mac!" says the fat green b******.
"Oh Hulk!" everyone groans in unison, before sharing in a hearty laugh.
And scene!
u really took the time to write this
- Tubeout 🎨
i love it
wey 🇵🇭·1 replyBIG early@YungPapi ar_reeee on IG
thank me later
Oh
- Nort 💫Tubeout this is hialrious but amazing intercept
i was camped out waiting for him on the street.. felt like i was undercover
- Nort 💫frenchpress
Out here acting like tom cruise
real s***
- ·2 repliesTubeout
u really took the time to write this
I was feeling inspired
