Its 3 pm

well theres an entire argument that ur giving a dude a handjob

the thing is i pull the biological card out. i feel like other animals masturbate too

there is nothing around me im in the middle of nowhere

Why can't other animals do gay things

other animals eat their own everything

they can

i just dont think jerking it is gay imo

it feels more like a biological survival instinct to me, like changing a diaper isnt gay yk

Do they got the ikea restaurant there too

People love eating there

poop isnt inherently sexual

CLASSIC

I just need to get my energy riiiiight

Depending on who's diaper an argument could be made

I know usa sucks but isnt Washington DC supposed to be better than that

the american dream is outdated now they sitting on the internet hating

💀💀💀 u rite

its also content dependent

if ur gooning to urself im ngl thats gay

im in the suburbs bro

Would u change @tuneout diaper for 2 million dollars and no more rvi posts itt

Ok so what if you yourself were to have s***with a woman and then you did what Tuneout said

Is that still gay?

All my enemies getting in my head

Go throw some eggs at the whites

Bout to crashhhh ouuuuuuuut

Wellyaimeanya its a staple in IKEA

Thats a good question!

then it would depend on my intent

if the woman is freaky and telling me to do it and she luv it i could argue straight

i think it comes from my intent really. did i go in wanting to do that and expecting to do that or am i just making sure my partner is fully satisfied selflessly?

u fw underscores?