u think i'm scared of a bunch of socially anxious bisexual twinks ?

you’ve been warned.

be careful, my boy.

I know who liked those posts.

im going monkai crazy 🤪

🤤

I’d f*ck her ngl :p

been a while Monkai ...

tryna fukk on ur avy too no cap..

Sickos

this but the user above

happy birthday btw @hayabusa

ty brother 🤝

this but the user above

whoever is sitting in here reporting banter you're a hoe

how u hating from outside the club !!

one time i was a little buzzed as mcshit at a party cause i had 8 cups from a margarita machine they had there

and i couldnt stop saying busta rhymes verse all the f***ing time, particularly to this one girl with MASSIVE babylons

id be having a convo, and i would drop it in the middle of the convo like: "and then, he gets up, turns to me and says 'cause im feeling like im running and..... “

i found it hilarious. the girl found it funny.. sorta... at first. but then incredibly annoying.

the last time i did it, she pushed me saying " shes f***ing had it". she looked so upset, i actually felt really embarrassed. like it hit me "wow i overdid it". we were right next to a door to a dining room or something, and she just pushes me into that room and continues on thru as well. she closes the door behind her and im like "im sorry, im sorry, its a stupid jo-" and she gets right up next to me and is in my face, saying "i swear to f***ing god if i have to hear that song one more f***ing time" and at that moment,.... she yanks my f***ing sweats off

i was so f***ing confused, but i think that added to the experience

and thats what i think about now every time i hear look at me now

• excerpts strewn about the bedroom floor of the monkai thread