Roommate started suffering through withdrawals after he went back to school this fall. Bro drank his ass off daily in the morn so I can confirm

for sure is by the description he just gave

Yeah the cocktails like drinking a soda. The “100% juice” ones are bullshit too I know but they taste good

Yeah that came too quickly to him

When you can drive perfectly fine after 10 drinks

strong af but I’m down

Vodka? Just drink gin

london lemonade

shot upon waking up is "getting there" lol

yeah he's rationalizing his addiction by shifting the goalposts

mikes strawberry lemonade

truly lemonade

yeah but u like 7 foot

I keep buyin that pink whitney s*** its kinda gay but idc

really?

you'd like it

Yeah he long

Can confirm it’s good

Im dans height but i dont tell yall about it every day

Girl I liked in high school had two of those after prom and acted drunk off her ass lol

I wonder who weighs more

A good man

No wonder you can order 6 meals for every meal

I’m 5’10 but I don’t tell you about it every day