She gonna take him for half of his La-z-Boy collection
Won’t ever catch me marrying anyone, I’ve worked too hard for some thot to steal it even with pre nups
Smart man
She gonna take him for half of his La-z-Boy collection
Half of that damn frog painting too lmao
Idk why I replied to you bro sorry lmaoooo
It was a good post so it’s all good
Why don’t you observe the ring on your finger and stay faithful
It’s pretty shiny, fits well.
It’s pretty shiny, fits well.
I’ll take things you’ll never say about your clothing for 200 Alex
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imagine letting the oppressive state link you to someone forever!
Can we be friends now?
Dan's father in law being an OD germaphobe was killing me lol
Dude washes produce with dish soap. That’s Shirley’s step dad tho her real dad is awesome
Half of that damn frog painting too lmao
Dan got that poster at the scholastic book fair In 4th grade
dan there's this massive asian cult compound in upstate ny called dragon springs u might be interested in
just a heads up
THEY GOT MECH TOO LMAOOOOO
I f***ing warned him
Man