They take a franchise and choose one of 2 options

1 - hyperrealistic remake
2 - new game with empty open world

Name more than 3 games this applies to

Metroid
Kirby
Mario kart
Zelda
Star fox
Pokemon

Metroid didnt get a hyperrealistic remake or an open world game
Star fox didnt get a hyperrealistic remake, unless you consider wes anderson movies hyperrealistic

The original Zelda from 1980s pioneered the open world, they didn’t pivot to open world for the first time

Kirby’s open world game isn’t even f***ing out yet and you’re already calling it empty

Metroid literally can’t be open world because of the gated progression, and there is no hyper realistic remake, even the rumored remakes apparently pixel based

Zelda was not option 2 b

Ocarina of time remake isn’t hyper realism though, it’s very stylized. It just has good lighting and 4k graphics, that doesn’t automatically mean hyper realism.

Tourist spotted

What’s your hot take?

This the same company that released a first party rhythm game, a f***ing blockbuster looking shmup in 2026, an arcade racer and whatever the f*** Yoshi is in the span of 6 months

That would be too peak

So never happening

4U my fav MH game

Ngl i first played 4U when the series still didnt click with me and dropped it, I need to try again

Never thought I’d see the day where social media is making fun of the 300 million AAA mature PS5 game’s graphics and hyping up the graphics of a rated E kids game for Nintendo Switch 2

We are in a weird timeline bro

That Wolverine clip is insane tho bro. S*** unironically looks like early 2010s WoW graphics.

New 3D Mario in moments

Please lordt

Why is Fortune’s Weave physical sold out at every single Walmart near me? Smh

need context

Nintendo is updating renders for the “Super Mario” logo and all the Mario character renders on their website to something more high quality and detailed / 4K

So basically cope lol. “Updating Mario renders on website = 3D MARIO TONIGHT”

(But 3D Mario is expected to come out in 2027 so it could make sense these renders are a sign but who knows lol)

I went for this. amzn.eu/d/05Eotqmm

The top part bugged me at first but I got use to it and I actually love how this looks and feels

Need to finish my 3DS playthrough of Ocarina before November

Never actually played the game to completion.

My dumbbass actually got stuck in the deku tree for a min..right at the beginning lol

New logo just dropped:

@ShinNohara
3D Mario will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

Brehhhh I can't find a physical copy of metroid dread anywhere???