Djoats is a member of the internet forum Kanyetothe. He is known for his terrible taste in music and ed opinions, but is most infamous for his admitted hobby of masturbating to singer/sweet muthafucka Drake. He has on numerous occasions been caught masturbating to Drake's music, to Drakes images, and masturbating to Drakes pictures while playing his music.
Djoats is walking down the street:
Djoats: "Hmm hmmm trust issues"
Suddenly...a car drives by playing the song crew love.
Djoats:"OOHH S***T UHH CREW.....LOVE!"
begins to masturbate on sidewalk and c****vigorously
i actually want to cry i cantb elieve ive sta through ten consecutive hours of f***ing ass gifs and that f***ing dog throughout the nights just to hear that it was all a fucing waste of time and yes i could have in fact gone to that funeral isntead of skip it to hear the new ye treack i mean come the f*** on what is the point in telling us s*** i swear togo d im gonna kidnap kim like in paris but i aint playin around u better drop the album or im gonna make her sing the album to me mmmm m m m m m mmmmm sing little kim sing mmmmmm pla yfor mem mm m m m PLAY JESUS is king sorry i shouted but ppppplease jutst argggh pLEASe
when i was 10 my dad heard me call someone an a****** on ps3 chat when i was playing bo1, and he grounded me from the game and i was really pissed, so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my d*** and emailed them to like 6 of his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy ass son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house along with cps to question both of us and i was realy scared my dad would get arrested
when i was 10 my dad heard me call someone an a****** on ps3 chat when i was playing bo1, and he grounded me from the game and i was really pissed, so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my d*** and emailed them to like 6 of his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy ass son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house along with cps to question both of us and i was realy scared my dad would get arrested
Yooooo wtf