same reason I didnt qualify

Not for you bro

Man’s d*** is built like a Lupe Fiasco verse.

I call my d*** “The Octagon”.

It's better to high jump. Not only do you have an opportunity to show how high you can jump, which is always an instantaneous way to make women's womanhood quiver and soak, but the motion of the jump allows you to put your long and girthy meat on full display. Without having to worry about smashing it on the pole vault bar.

Be nice.

Girth is more important than length the more you know

just tuck it, we have the technology

Facts. Dude just wanted to show off his meat

It’s true, that’s why I wrap mine in multiple layers of pigskin before going in.

my nigga hwhat

Pause of course

Tripod Tony is in the wrong field

Untuck now, let it hang sister

the meat physicist

So f***ing relatable bro

He could really capitalize off this lmao

Ik freaky b****es were watching that replay like

But naw this was a skill issue. Bro knew what was up.

Wild of you

he meated up fr