Tubig

5y

An arguably top 10 hip hop album all time + long catalogue of great singles and features and pop culture icon

Lot of s***ty music though

Cole World

5y

Shut the f*** up

Classique

5y

what kind of loser do you have to be to hate on snoop dogg

Americana 2

5y

and R&G is good

Flynn

5y

Nigga who?

BRAVE

5y

The duality of man

Tubig

5y

An arguably top 10 hip hop album all time + long catalogue of great singles and features and pop culture icon

Lot of s***ty music though

Americana 2

5y

Snoop has BUSH

Flynn

5y

So I live in uptown phx az. Nice area.
I'm driving to the circle k that is literally on the corner of my neighborhood and this tall skinny white dude is riding a pink bike near this family in the middle of the road.
I wait for him to get the f*** outta my way and proceed

For some reason this dude follows me on his gay pink bike and I'm sittin in my car pulled into the circle k, windows down.
This pink bike wheelin ass nigga comes up and asks if I live around here and I'm like "Yeah around here" He's really twitchy and giving off creepy vibes so I'm vague.
whitebread starts raving off at me about my car and how dangerous it is and how it's a death machine and how he's seen my car around here and he "Knows what I do"
And I'm just like "Alright dude, What did I do?" and he just goes "You know what you did you're messing with the wrong guy, I know people, I have connections, Cut it out"
And at this point I'm still in my car but this dude is getting close to my window.
He asks my name and tells me he saw me with a "little white girl" in my car driving around
Which freaked me tf out because my girlfriend is a tiny white girl
(Stacked ass titties tho omg , How tf this b**** got D cups on a 5 foot tall skinny frame?She even likes nerdy s*** and doesn't get jealous, God bless the heavens for giving me a nontoxic queen cuz a nigga don't play that BULLshit )
Anyway
That fight or flight s*** kicks in and I'm thinking, "I either need to put this car in reverse or get out the car and beat the f*** out this dude"
He's taunting me saying "You're a big guy, think you're tough huh, Let's settle this across the parking lot" "You think because you're big you can do whatever"
FIRST off. Nigga that's GAY,
SECOND OFF WHO THE F*** ARE YOU? If I'm smokin crack, Slappin white hoes, asian hoes, black hoes, alien hoes and pissing in my own god damn mouth, You still need to mind ya own god damn business
Lastly this s*** was just harassment, I was being calm and cool, weirded out. I ended up being the bigger man and just cut off his rambling and said "Have a good day, deuces nigga" and reversed out of that parking lot so fkn fast
Any way that was a couple hours ago, I drove off then SKRRRT SKRRRT my s***ty ass 2001 Nissan Altima back there a few minutes later to ask the circle k worker if she knew who that guy was but she was being c***y and just like "Yeah I hate my f***ing life, I don't f***ing know" So I left and now here I am at home wondering if this nigga is gonna slash my tires or lynch me.
The end.... for now