CGI Dog

3y

Wow, this is the most corporate donkey s*** diarrhea album possibly to ever exist in humanity. It's like all of capitalism's contradictions were violently crammed into one 35 minute record, and no one seems to f***ing care. WHere do i start....

Disney star. she's a f***ing disney star.

YOU PEOPLE ARE UNIRONICALLY A***YZING AND LISTENING TO AND ENJOYING LITERAL DISNEY MUSIC. THIS IS FOR F***ING CHILDREN. GET A F***ING GRIP. IT'S VAPID TAYLOR SWIFT LYRICS COMBINED WITH BILLIE EILISH "ALTERNATIVE" CLICHES PUMPED OUT BY A CORPORATION.

FOR.

KIDS.

FOR KIDS.

LITERALLY FOR F***ING KIDS. AND ANTHONY FANTANO UNIRONICALLY GAVE THIS ALBUM A POSITIVE SCORE. IT'S THE EQUIVALENT TO SHAKING A PAIR OF KEYS IN FRONT OF A F***ING BABY FILLED WITH S*** AND PISS DIAPERS.

If you emotionally connect with this album whatsoever, you are literally an inferior in my eyes.

I don't hate Olivia Rodrigo. I hate the system that created her, and I hate YOU FOR FEEDING THE F***ING SYSTEM WITH YOUR F***ING STUPIDITY.

F*** you all.