Mine was either a McDonald’s bathroom during my shift, or a jacuzzi

I obviously don’t do that now anymore tho. I was a dumb teenager

How the f*** do you jerk off in a jacuzzi? The chlorine would make it dry as hell.

That sounds awful.

I would put my d*** near the bubbler

Yeah looking back now that’s pretty stupid cause what if it gets caught? Yeah, I’m lucky to be alive rn

Yall always say this without ever listing things he did, and that's because he didn't actually do much outside of executive orders. His federal appointments have been his lasting legacy more than anything he actually led on his own doing

He was handed a U.S that was in a good position and recovered from a horrible recession and crisis, wasn't facing "new" wars, and wasn't close to as divided as it is now. You could actually regularly do legislation still during this time. All Trump had to do was hold the ship, which he never wanted to do and then ended up not even being able to do the second things got tough.

Whether he stayed or not, being President in 2021 is a completely different domestic and global context. U.S is in need of actual leadership, which neither Trump nor Biden are

But any time I’m h**** in public the thought of getting on a registry gets me calm real quick

He sanctioned Dan Gertler in the Congo

You jerked off at a McDonald's..and you worked there?

I am never eating fast food again

This why we need fap booths

Pics

Yeah comping Trump to Regan is wild

As scumming as Regan was from a policy standpoint, he was extremely well liked, knew how to appear stately, and appear publicly as though he was a well meaning moderate. None of that applies to Trump

bro was extremely unpopular in his first term and in a way, it got his ass shot. I'd relax on the d***eating.

We're so back (meaning its never been more over)

women and Gen Z will decide this election in 7 states.

Trump supporters and republicans will vote for Trump / not vote.

Liberals will vote for Joe to keep Trump out / not vote,

Simple as that.

The same God that flooded the earth

Also killed a bunch of innocent kids in Egypt!

also ruined the life of his most faithful follower for sport

Women didn’t vote for Hillary lol

He’s making this look so fake lol

This man called Jan. 6 a hoax

I can’t with this guy lmaoo