So the puff is just the sound of breathe

English is the only language that reads left to right we need to reverse the magic

So we got daddy puff or daddy breathe

Who is the ultimate dad?

Satan

So puff daddy = Satan’s breathe

Puff daddy confirmed satanist 💯

Rat daddy

Ill tell hold up

When sean was just a little boy he read the story of the 3 piglets. The wolf would come and huff and puff. « Fascinating » Sean thought. Imagine if it actually works that way? I could get anything I want whenever I want. As time went on Sean would huff and puff whenever he wanted something. His friends started calling him « puffy ». Which he didn’t really like actually. I mean puffy is not a really good name. Years went on and Sean went to college. Still people were calling him Puffy. Sean thought of ways for people to start using other nicknames for him. How about « the magician? » Sean thought of this intricate plan to make a kid dissapear using a magic trick in front of an audience. The plan was set in motion in the second semester when a talent show of the college took place. Sean walked out with his neighbours son who loved magic tricks. He was going to put him in a box, the kid would crawl out at the back and it would look like he dissapeared. The pair proceeded. The host said « now make way for this man known solely as « the magician » ». Sean walked up with the kid and the audience started laughing. « Look its puffy!! Hahaha are you going to huff and puff at him? » Sean could feel the anxiety crawling on his skin but he kept his calm, although his voice was a bit shaky. « It is I, Sean, the magician! I will make this kid dissapear!! » He lifted up the kid and the moment he did the audience started laughing. « Look at him diddling that kid!! What a freak!! Diddler! Diddler! Diddler! Diddy! Hahaha » Sean’s face became red hot and he ran off stage. He dropped out of college right then and there. But it was too late, the name stuck. Everyone of the school saw his performance. He got his name change, but was he happy with it? I doubt it. Be careful what you wish for.

Because nick cannon has a video of him giving head

Yo you having a Rudolph avi is the funniest s*** to me and idk why.

epic /r/funny moment

He purposely spelt poof incorrectly.

Basically he’s a top. Daddies are usually top bunkers.

There you go

English is the only language that reads left to right

Id never make up names for myself
Then change the name that I just gave to myself

Diddy as in Diddy Kong

Guess who's Donkey Kong

Man what

this s*** if you reverse search it

He’s got files... tapes... documents..

@BlackSlug

they gon hate you for saying the truth

Ayoooooooooo

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wild

diddy dirty money cause he made money off bigs death