Jan 20, 2020I enjoyed the album but this is hilarious lol
28- cause if you diss me, i'm coming after u like the letter v
27- b**** i'm still as fly as your zipper
26- i'll get to doing what a leaky faucet do, but i ain't talking drip when i say that i'll get the drop on you 25- i am too volatile and too grizzly to bear
24- holy toledo, it's miss ohio
23- that's the shortest thing for a dress since an addy
22- on my pedi s***, but i don't paint toes
21- but she was so extra, called it excedra
20- me and this chick take off like a sick day
19- some of them john travolta staying alive by inches
18- leave you pussies stretched out like the octa-mom
17- i said i'm a candle, i'll go out if you're blowing me 16- won't even lend you an ear
15- now they call me butter fingers, cause i just keep dropping s***
14- i got 'em passing out like what you do when you hand someone flyers
13- i'm about to set trip, vacation plans
12- you get the f***ing finger, prostate exam
11- call us liquid plumber, cause even dre know
10- it's starting to feel like a spoiled carton of milk, cause it just occurred (curd)
9- jay as in leno, cause i have a huge man-chin (mansion)
8- i'm gonna keep it a buck, like a dollar store
7- was a ghetto boy, now i ball out like bushwick bill 6- i almost swallowed my car, i call my Mercedes a benzo
5- but i look up to my self like a f***ing head stand 4- i'm talking euthanasia like kids in Taiwan
3- call us long john silvers because we selfish (sell fish)
2- girl, where the rest of that promethazine at... i'll be like fat joe and bring the lean back.
1- it's time to go bat-shit like you accidentally ate a Louisville slugger and crapped it.
Jan 20, 2020·1 reply
Jan 20, 20201 and 3
Jan 20, 2020·2 repliesHe really just says things to say them huh?
Jan 20, 2020I, too, am too volatile and grizzly to bear
- Jan 20, 2020
Jesus it gets worse!
Jan 20, 2020·1 replyLaxos2050I enjoyed the album but this is hilarious lol
28- cause if you diss me, i'm coming after u like the letter v
27- b**** i'm still as fly as your zipper
26- i'll get to doing what a leaky faucet do, but i ain't talking drip when i say that i'll get the drop on you 25- i am too volatile and too grizzly to bear
24- holy toledo, it's miss ohio
23- that's the shortest thing for a dress since an addy
22- on my pedi s***, but i don't paint toes
21- but she was so extra, called it excedra
20- me and this chick take off like a sick day
19- some of them john travolta staying alive by inches
18- leave you pussies stretched out like the octa-mom
17- i said i'm a candle, i'll go out if you're blowing me 16- won't even lend you an ear
15- now they call me butter fingers, cause i just keep dropping s***
14- i got 'em passing out like what you do when you hand someone flyers
13- i'm about to set trip, vacation plans
12- you get the f***ing finger, prostate exam
11- call us liquid plumber, cause even dre know
10- it's starting to feel like a spoiled carton of milk, cause it just occurred (curd)
9- jay as in leno, cause i have a huge man-chin (mansion)
8- i'm gonna keep it a buck, like a dollar store
7- was a ghetto boy, now i ball out like bushwick bill 6- i almost swallowed my car, i call my Mercedes a benzo
5- but i look up to my self like a f***ing head stand 4- i'm talking euthanasia like kids in Taiwan
3- call us long john silvers because we selfish (sell fish)
2- girl, where the rest of that promethazine at... i'll be like fat joe and bring the lean back.
1- it's time to go bat-shit like you accidentally ate a Louisville slugger and crapped it."9- jay as in leno, cause i have a huge man-chin (mansion)"
Jan 20, 2020Damn still not playing this 🖕
Saturday 💣Jan 20, 2020·2 replies"Call us liquid plumber, 'cause even Dre know (Drano)."
- Jan 20, 2020·1 reply
Some of these are kinda hard
Jan 20, 2020Laxos2050I enjoyed the album but this is hilarious lol
28- cause if you diss me, i'm coming after u like the letter v
27- b**** i'm still as fly as your zipper
26- i'll get to doing what a leaky faucet do, but i ain't talking drip when i say that i'll get the drop on you 25- i am too volatile and too grizzly to bear
24- holy toledo, it's miss ohio
23- that's the shortest thing for a dress since an addy
22- on my pedi s***, but i don't paint toes
21- but she was so extra, called it excedra
20- me and this chick take off like a sick day
19- some of them john travolta staying alive by inches
18- leave you pussies stretched out like the octa-mom
17- i said i'm a candle, i'll go out if you're blowing me 16- won't even lend you an ear
15- now they call me butter fingers, cause i just keep dropping s***
14- i got 'em passing out like what you do when you hand someone flyers
13- i'm about to set trip, vacation plans
12- you get the f***ing finger, prostate exam
11- call us liquid plumber, cause even dre know
10- it's starting to feel like a spoiled carton of milk, cause it just occurred (curd)
9- jay as in leno, cause i have a huge man-chin (mansion)
8- i'm gonna keep it a buck, like a dollar store
7- was a ghetto boy, now i ball out like bushwick bill 6- i almost swallowed my car, i call my Mercedes a benzo
5- but i look up to my self like a f***ing head stand 4- i'm talking euthanasia like kids in Taiwan
3- call us long john silvers because we selfish (sell fish)
2- girl, where the rest of that promethazine at... i'll be like fat joe and bring the lean back.
1- it's time to go bat-shit like you accidentally ate a Louisville slugger and crapped it.Now wait a minute, Pusha used a variation of #24 on DBD
Jan 20, 2020howling at the f***ing moon good lord
Jan 20, 2020Cringed at a few
Specifically Louisville slugger line and
Swallowed my car like benzo
And long john silver bar
Some very cringey wordplay at times
Jan 20, 2020·4 repliesThese are standard Em bars. He’s been saying s*** like this since early 2000s
Jan 20, 2020that louisville slugger bar is absolutely foul, this man continues to out-corn himself
Jan 20, 2020·1 replyThat fat joe line
This s*** is terrible
Jan 20, 2020·1 replyThe Bushwick Bill line doesn’t belong it’s more thought out and not as on the nose. I also don’t think the benzo line is that bad, I know it’s Em but every attempt at wordplay doesn’t have to be corny
- Jan 20, 2020DiamondsFlooded
That fat joe line
This s*** is terrible
I don’t really think that one is that awful either
Jan 20, 2020This man says all this s*** with a straight face too
- Jan 20, 2020·3 replies
I don't like the song with Ed but this was actually cool
Holy Toledo, it's Miss Ohio
That's the best ass I've seen in a while
We should be datin' (Dayton), she's from Cleveland
But she's a bengal, this chick is catty
Is that a mini-skirt if it's a maxi?
That's the shortest thing for a dress (address) since an addy (Cincinnati) 
Jan 20, 2020Theone215These are standard Em bars. He’s been saying s*** like this since early 2000s
- Jan 20, 2020
it’s real cringe hours 
Jan 20, 2020He’s a horrendous rapper
Jan 20, 2020·1 replyfat joe line