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  • It is 2040.
    The earth's population has been reduced by 99% by an onslaught of pandemics and biological warfare. The landscape is bathed in an eerie fluorescent glow.
    The last remaining record label in Canada uncovered an unreleased PartyNextDoor recording in a charred USB stick and intends to release it before they close their doors.
    A wandering messenger with radiation sickness represents the label and promotes their releases by handing out flyers. The man approaches the underside of a bridge that the last remaining PND stan calls his home. As he reaches the opening, the man collapses, the weight of his lifeless corpse pushing the paper into the breeze.
    "You dead, bruh?"
    The PND stan approaches the man and picks up the nicotine-colored flyer off the ground.
    Eyes widening, he forgets the deceased messenger before him as he reads the text on the page.
    "...it's PARTY time!"
    Limping over to his computer, the PND stan's heart beats frantically as he dreams up possibilities for his first album release on KTT in a decade. Partymobile was a generational defining project and Seven Days was a disappointment, but it hardly mattered. This was history.
    Typing furiously, he thinks up every word he can think of that rhymes with "Jahron" and makes tenuous connections to pop culture staples from earth's distant heyday. Hitting post, he sits back in his chair and admires his handiwork.
    It didn't matter that his internet connection had been disconnected a decade before, nor that his mind had melted into slush after the last virus went endemic. The man's love for PartyNextDoor would never die.

  • PARTYMOBILE TONIGHT

    WORD TO @Noir

  • yolk 🥡
    Mar 26

    Writing all that bullshit about non other than PND

  • yolk 🥡
    Mar 26

    Let’s see what the s*** sound like first hm?

  • yolk

    Writing all that bullshit about non other than PND

  • more like poopymobile

  • WE'RE FEASTING TN

    PARTYMOBILE AOTY

  • yolk 🥡
    Mar 26
    NIGHTMAN

  • Real

    PARTYMOBILE gonna be the coronavirus vaccine

    • "partymobile is a once in a lifetime experience"
    • his mind had melted into slush

    - BRAVE

  • Watch the COVID-19 CASES DROP DRASTICALLY IN MISSISSAUGA

  • cant wait to click play and hear "pppppppppppppppppppppp party"

  • OP put more words on that poem than PND did on this album

  • PRAYERS UP TO JESUSNEXTDOOR

  • In the name of jahron christ aka jesusnextdoor aka the father the son and the jahron spirit, amen.

  • Jahron

  • "Said you'll never trust me again
    Said you'll never love me again
    Said all that you need is your friends"

  • another pnd thread w more effort put in op than party's whole album rollout

  • in

  • NIGHTMAN

  • classic coming TONIGHT

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