This actually a serious question

I gotta take random d*** tests per my bail conditions but I'll have to keep on taking them once I'm on probation

The last 2 tests, I ain been able to piss at all. I sat in the mf and shotgunned 6-7 bottles of water and still couldn't. I was lucky enough that they could swab test me, but I know once I'm on probation with a Dr probation officer instead of some nurse in an urgent care, my only option gone be to piss in a cup.

I gotta go take a test in about an hour and a half and I'm drinking water right now but I still don't think I'll be able to do that s***, my bladder just close the gates like it ain't vibing w the s*** or sum

Any y'all had this happen, or in general how do y'all mfs piss with someone staring at your s***?

This is a unique problem for you lmao people don't usually have others staring at their junk

Start stroking it and see if it makes them look away long enough for you to pee

This man can't pee 😂😂

Scratch ya ass when you try to pee

Piss on their face

My man just say you have a shrimp under your pants

Start staring back, but turn your whole body towards them - while you’re peeing.

i cant urinate if nobody is starring at my pp

close your eyes relax take a deep breath

Wish I knew what to tell you OP.. Are you staying hydrated every day?

Also have you tried green tea? When I drink that I pee like 30 or 40 minutes later

I'm sure you just stay dehydrated all day.

If you drank 3 liters to 1 gallon of water a day you would be using the bathroom every hour

rt

6.5 inches don't cap on me ill get the ruler

Weird post bro

This entire thread... Wtf

Yes. That is how I feel about you right now.

That's really how them mfs be looking at you after 5 minutes of not being able to piss

I drink enough water to the point if I drink more I start to gag and s***

It don't matter for this test lol, mine almost looks like a micro and nobody cared, this was during my piss test

Practice in the mirror

Research reverse kegels. Doubt this will help you anytime soon but the reason some ppl cant pee with others looking is that they tense up and do a kegel, which is the muscle that stops u peeing mid flow