I know a guy that f***ed a chick in the woods and got ivy to. See a doc he'll give you cream or some s*** you'll be good

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Fact

aiiii if it gets that bad ill be there.

thank you all my brethren i pray i am safe and sound.

scratch it until it bleeds and then once u do that you're allowed to go see the doctor, best of luck.

So I'm reading this right

OP stuck his hand in some poison ivy and wouldn't wait to wash the oil off before opening up PH and jerking off

I have no idea how else it would have ended up in those two places and only those two places

update: i may have misread the sitautiion

i got poison ivy a few weeks back

got it again on my hand this week, and noticed some irritation with my d***, but that was also a few days after jacking off with no lube twice in a few days, causing my d*** to be dry and sensitive and a little itchy

i used calamine lotion on my d*** which dried it out even more, causing it to be more sensitive and dry, when the initial issue was that it was dry.

i am using moisturizer to reverse the effects but this has been an absolute failure thus far

i'd f*** the s*** outta poison ivy tho if i was in gotham

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