Apr 17·2 repliesmodern warfare 2 and black ops 1 release
- Apr 17·1 reply
why is every event itt some h**** s***
Apr 17·1 reply
ICED BLACK COFFEEGetting put in charge of the grill from your pops
I remember the first cookout I had at my house I was sweating with all that pressure on me
- Apr 17
aauraajob that kills your body
🙋♂️
Apr 17getting banned on ktt2
- Apr 17
eversincegame controller vibrating on your d*** and wondering why it feels good
valid
Apr 17·1 replyTasting your first beer and acting like you like it
Apr 17
wheatleyRealizing years later on a random day that one girl was into you
WOAT feeling that will lowkey haunt you.
But to be fair, it’s hard to catch those little nuanced flirty moments when you’re a young dude . Girls flirt a lottt differently than we do- Apr 17
HAPPY BIRTHDAY USAWhen you have to weekend at bernie’s a loved one to collect their tax return
Deep down, we are all George Costanza
- Apr 17
Getting your mom to order sumn new and it turned out trash but you still gotta act like you like it in front of her
Apr 17
K DOG 99Realizing mid thrust you may not be able to pull out
😭😭
- Apr 17·3 replies
Thinking you can bench more than you really can the first time you try it
Apr 17
Apr 17
NeonNigga23Dating a w****.
I LOVE IT!
Apr 17
HarlemJerking off to cartoon p*** (probably DBZ) and nutting air because your nuts ain’t even drop yet
- Apr 17
tunemoonFumbling the woman who could've birthed your future children.
Reframe it as a failure on your part, sure.
But a lesson that’ll benefit your actual, future lady.
These painful lessons make strong men, should you choose to learn from it… 
Apr 17
Mr Anderson
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- Apr 17dotM
I remember the first cookout I had at my house I was sweating with all that pressure on me
All the uncs walking over checking on you. Hella pressure
Apr 17trying to trap water in your foreskin in the shower, like a water balloon
Apr 17
ZokkonLanguage and trends change all the time. As long as people understand what you're asking and its not hurting anyone, it shouldnt be a big deal
Following popular slang just reaffirms that you're a sheep and can't think for yourself so you do whatever everyone else is doing
Apr 17Idolizing your dad when you’re younger but then over time realizing that the dude has problems that he never truly sorted out.
Apr 17Testing listening party in BRazil
- Apr 17·3 repliesHarlem
Jerking off to cartoon p*** (probably DBZ) and nutting air because your nuts ain’t even drop yet
I used to imagine my pillows as the Powerpuff girls and hump them ferociously
- Apr 17·2 repliesKanye mess
I used to imagine my pillows as the Powerpuff girls and hump them ferociously
The POWERPUFF GIRLS?
They’re like 3 circles and an oval.
- Apr 17
Watching Lion King and seeing Narla make this expression
and being like
