The boy has a chock full of outlandish and just hilarious bars that leave you going “he really just said that ”. These are some of my favorite Drake bars and can be very clever a lot of the time. Inspired by this bar in particular:

I love thick women 'cause my aunt, she rode equestrian
I used to go to the stables and get those kids to bet me
And I would always ride the stallions whenever she let me

shout out the asian girls let the lights dim sum always makes me laugh

Who’s not gay? B****, let me find out

That p**** kinda sounds like waves hittin
(KCSSHHHH)
Soothin

Don’t make me give you back to the hood
Don’t make me give you back

To me, Benihana is pigeon food 😂

Whips and chains like a dominatrix
If I see ya, I'll spit in ya faces

"the fat must've went to her butt somehow" is the first one that comes to mind for me

shout out to my asian girls, let the lights dim sum

Mahn wtf i started drizzler now mahns teefin and TMin my chit

Drizzly bear kills me every time

Gyalchester had me chortling first time I seen the title ngl

My side girl got a 5S with the screen cracked, still hit me right away

This man be trolling I swear

Call up landlord let's brawl

one of my baddest women ever I call her Rihanna

...

BUT THATS CAUSE HER NAME IS RIHANNA

SHE SAID SHE WORKIN FOR WALLGREENS NOT IN THE STORE, AT THE HEAD OFFICE
THE HEAD WAS SO GOOD MAKE SENSE WHY YOU WORK AT THE HEAD OFFICE

You wildin', you super childish, you go to CVS for Kotex
In my Bugatti, I took the key and tried to hide it
So you can't drive it, and put on mileage
Then you find it, awkward silence

I like my girls BBW type that wanna suck you dry then eat some lunch with you

Signed, sealed, delivered, I f***ed the notary public.
She witnessed me sign off on some undeniable numbers

Me no preen ya chitchat but big up yaself. It’s in better hands now

Got so many chains…

Tryna run a country like Putin one day, but who's rushin'
Who's bluffin'? For real

Too many Walt Disney characters, mouses and goofs