KIR

5y

this fit made my mom ask me if post malone was gay

Enlighten Brother

5y

Is this Mal?

KIR

5y

I’ve seen a lot of y’all debating who the true GOAT really is. Hoop Earring Jordan? Headband LeBron? Think again. The GOAT convo starts and ends with Cincinnati Reds Fitted Joe Budden. Game 7 freaky man grin on. This era of Sicko saw Big Pump knocking down demons in EVERY shade of Beige. He was draped up and dripped out repping a city he ain’t even been to, real hot boy s***. Combine that with the Brian Pumper Goatee and this man was a walking bucket. Joe Pumper for 3!! Shorties would see the 12 Gallon Fitted and know what time it was, he didn’t even have to speak! First pic even shows he had shorties and guidos alike trying to get a smoke of his Newport(pause). There’s really levels to this Sicko S***. Legend has it that fitted had some kind of Voodoo in it. One minute you’re at the club next thing you know you’re like shorty in the second pic taking disgustingly close selfies and staring deep into the eyes of Lord Pretty Freako himself. You see he kept the fitted on while he was blowing shorty’s back out and threw the towel under it for sweat absorption purposes. The dedication to his craft is immaculate. Freaking the Cincy fitted with the True Religion Canadian Tuxedo is a WILD and dangerous touch. Waist clearly too big and nasty white stitching on the 36x52 jeans He really had his foot on yalls neck. Warning Dominican Women if you see this man turn and walk the other way or you will be buss down, end up getting proposed to on VH1, and ultimately end up creating an onlyfans. Joe Blooden is on the prowl. Wrote this with the Sicko Pen do I sound different? 🐍🤮😈😈💧

this one of the best pieces of writing i've ever read just in general

KIR

5y

I’ve seen a lot of y’all debating who the true GOAT really is. Hoop Earring Jordan? Headband LeBron? Think again. The GOAT convo starts and ends with Cincinnati Reds Fitted Joe Budden. Game 7 freaky man grin on. This era of Sicko saw Big Pump knocking down demons in EVERY shade of Beige. He was draped up and dripped out repping a city he ain’t even been to, real hot boy s***. Combine that with the Brian Pumper Goatee and this man was a walking bucket. Joe Pumper for 3!! Shorties would see the 12 Gallon Fitted and know what time it was, he didn’t even have to speak! First pic even shows he had shorties and guidos alike trying to get a smoke of his Newport(pause). There’s really levels to this Sicko S***. Legend has it that fitted had some kind of Voodoo in it. One minute you’re at the club next thing you know you’re like shorty in the second pic taking disgustingly close selfies and staring deep into the eyes of Lord Pretty Freako himself. You see he kept the fitted on while he was blowing shorty’s back out and threw the towel under it for sweat absorption purposes. The dedication to his craft is immaculate. Freaking the Cincy fitted with the True Religion Canadian Tuxedo is a WILD and dangerous touch. Waist clearly too big and nasty white stitching on the 36x52 jeans He really had his foot on yalls neck. Warning Dominican Women if you see this man turn and walk the other way or you will be buss down, end up getting proposed to on VH1, and ultimately end up creating an onlyfans. Joe Blooden is on the prowl. Wrote this with the Sicko Pen do I sound different? 🐍🤮😈😈💧

this one of the best pieces of writing i've ever read just in general