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  • Gosh 😹
    Sep 26, 2024
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    croadie

    There once was a guy named Yapron who couldn't stop talking. Every day, he'd Yapproach his coworkers with endless stories, yapping about everything under the sun. During lunch, he'd Yapetite through everyone’s conversations, interrupting with his own Yapventures. At meetings, he was notorious for Yapplauding his own ideas before anyone else had a chance to speak. Even when he had nothing to say, he’d Yapologize for yapping too much, but then Yapparently keep going. His friends, exhausted, would try to Yapparate from the room before he Yappeared. But no matter what, Yapron just couldn’t resist the Yappeal of a good yap!

    As a huge Drake fan that was a beautiful story

  • Sep 26, 2024
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    Draxx556

    Caught in 4k

    https://twitter.com/certifiedjared/status/1839404609166774448

  • Sep 26, 2024
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    Gosh

    As a huge Drake fan that was a beautiful story

    Thank you. Wanna make out?

  • Gosh 😹
    Sep 26, 2024
    croadie

    Thank you. Wanna make out?

    As a huge Drake fan I’m a minor man pls be appropriate

  • Sep 26, 2024
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    GoKartMozart

    Buddy asked for it man he been doing too much yapping

  • Sep 26, 2024
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    Draxx556

    Caught in 4k

    https://twitter.com/certifiedjared/status/1839404609166774448

    Jared probably about to lead us astray tonight, but one thing he's good for is pulling a wasteman's file. He's gotta be honorary OVO at this point.

  • Sep 26, 2024
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    TheBigLoofah

    Jared probably about to lead us astray tonight, but one thing he's good for is pulling a wasteman's file. He's gotta be honorary OVO at this point.

    Apparently he got an ovo chain lmao

  • Sep 26, 2024
    starsixtyseven

    Apparently he got an ovo chain lmao

    That dude looked so outta place in the photos ngl

  • Sep 26, 2024
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    TheBigLoofah

    Jared probably about to lead us astray tonight, but one thing he's good for is pulling a wasteman's file. He's gotta be honorary OVO at this point.

    That's why these pedophile raps is s*** you so obsessed with it's so excessive

  • Sep 26, 2024
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    Draxx556

    Caught in 4k

    https://twitter.com/certifiedjared/status/1839404609166774448

    F*** nigga deserved it

  • Sep 26, 2024
    Ferg

    F*** nigga deserved it

    Most definitely F*** em πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Sep 26, 2024
    Draxx556

    That's why these pedophile raps is s*** you so obsessed with it's so excessive

  • Sep 26, 2024
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    ktt wyd if you pull up the new Drake album at 12:01 AM tonight and you see "ft. Certified Jared"

  • Sep 26, 2024
    croadie

    ktt wyd if you pull up the new Drake album at 12:01 AM tonight and you see "ft. Certified Jared"

    Tuning in

  • Sep 26, 2024
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    Save my stories for down the line
    I'm too ahead of the curve every time
    Just total the hits and see what you find you SWV
    Cause you weak and I'm always always on your mind

  • Sep 26, 2024
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    Draxx556

    Buddy asked for it man he been doing too much yapping

    This is a prime example of people having higher standards for a musical artist than they do themselves.

  • Sep 26, 2024
    GoKartMozart

    This is a prime example of people having higher standards for a musical artist than they do themselves.

    Yep they want to see someone else burn but not check themselves that’s why K Thot a hoe for the culture angle and folks will soon realize

  • Sep 26, 2024
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    Draxx556

    Caught in 4k

    https://twitter.com/certifiedjared/status/1839404609166774448

  • Sep 26, 2024
    Unforgivable
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    He turned the replies off

  • Sep 26, 2024
    Draxx556

    Save my stories for down the line
    I'm too ahead of the curve every time
    Just total the hits and see what you find you SWV
    Cause you weak and I'm always always on your mind

    !https://youtu.be/FRsqV0CZ86A?si=B_L4uL4AaHAJQLCG
  • Gosh 😹
    Sep 26, 2024
    Unforgivable

  • Gosh 😹
    Sep 26, 2024

    As a huge Drake fan trying to cancel twitter personalties is hilarious

    Just block the weirdo

  • Sep 26, 2024
    Draxx556

    Caught in 4k

    https://twitter.com/certifiedjared/status/1839404609166774448

    hate all these accounts including whatever ryan is doing on twitter recently but ngl im gonna have to check on him now to see how he responds to this damn lmfao

  • Sep 26, 2024
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    Unforgivable

    My lil sis could press CertifiedJared

    Why are OVhoes such lames?

  • Sep 26, 2024
    Jetfuel
    https://twitter.com/sleezeSTAN/status/1839401371801714806