jumped in the thread right when OP posted and was so close to writing a warning to not argue about biological information but i thought for some reason they'd be ok. Wrong

show the mother

I’m still confused on how Michael Jackson wasn’t black

Michael Jordans kids looks less like him than Michael Jackson’s children look like him...

Sometimes that’s just the way the genetic lottery plays out

First page

mike’s boy really reviewing sonic on youtube

michael jackson was actually supposed to make music for sonic 3

That’s hella cool

Biology

pretty sure Paris is his, idk how tho

Semen

yeah the whole story around it is confusing, lots of conflicting reports on how he was involved. but an early version of what would become "stranger in moscow" was the ending theme

Theres clearly a reason but everybody dont wanna hear that s***

Like...

2nd page is getting weird again let's go

Ain't his mom Elvis Presley daughter? Nope

Honestly it’s common sense

Just like how a person can be skinny as a kid, become fat as an adult then birth some fat ass kids

MJ because white as an adult so his kids came out white

Nigga you are not a biologist shut up

Bro he’s joking

Actually blanket was a surrogate.

Noone actually knows who his mom is.

The first two were born from debbie rowe through artifical insemination.

Thats the story thats supposed to be the truth ig.

You know what a critical thinker would be saying right now...

"Gee, michael sure did go through alot of trouble to not put his p**** in a woman, i mean he's the king of pop, surely he would be able to find a plethora of hoes to take his semen...."

But again, niggas dont want to hear that s*** so we'll leave it at that.

so they got a movie film review youtube channel?

We all know it

But the black community shall choose to further guard these secrets forever like it's the vatican with Jesus' bloodline or whatever.

Isn't that just theories and hoax though I feel like they are his biological kids

Theory? I thought that’s literally what happened