2 nights ago I nearly fainted so bad from 4 hours of tryna nut super zooted, I dropped to the floor and banged my head slightly on the wall. I then realized if I had a sharp object there, I’d literally be dead and dying is my mission overall, but not in a final destination way.

how a knife gonna stand upright like that on the floor for hours unless you putting the entire knife set with the holes on the floor

Not a knife specifically but like some sharp blunt object that could do damage if you fell in it. I know they exist outside of the knife category

"dying is my mission overall"

what

Dying is everyone’s main finish line. I’m just tryna get to the finish faster than everyone else

walk it off

go to therapy

Walk til I drop dead? That could work but it’d be agonizing and way too much dedication (or deadication )

Y’all my therapists

no wonder you aint right in the head then

the OP gets wilder and wilder once i re-read it

you were trying to o***** from jerking off and fell down???

No I got the nut after 4 hours, tried to walk but ended up nearly passing out cause I got lightheaded as s***. Could be me not having enough iron in my body since I get lightheaded when sitting up lately even when sober

avi to thread

good protip tho

Almost dying post nut