this the cray-ist s*** in the club

since "in da club"

i love that line but gd is it dumb

i got a letter from the DMV the other day i opened and read it, it said they were suckas

I got 2 baby mamas and they all got no kids

Nah I'm f***ing with you they're my lesbian friends

t’s Lil Tunechi, what up doe?
I’m talking white girl; Marilyn Monroe
And I can get 'em for the sweet 16
Hard dope, call it HD Flat screen

Icp opening line is similar and when I first heard it I had tears rolling down my face lirl

i've listened to look alive way too many times but for some reason the other day when he said "i'll blow you like a flute" it hit me how sus that s*** is

entire song f***ing hilarious

Got a bill in my mouth like I'm Hilary Rodham 😂😂

They favorite 50 Cent song 12 questions

fat kid love cake

that booty heavy duty like diarrhea

there was something different about kanye's humor on CD, idk what it is but it's super endearing to the album imo

we could literally make a book the size of a dictionary off questionable eminem lines

You always askin for Buddha, you a Budapest

She got a lightskin friend look like Michael Jackson
Got a dark skin friend look like Michael Jackson

this nurse i worked with back on night shift used to listen to this all the time

gimme dat BECKY

I was pissin my shorts

I always say Yeezus Is the mature version of CD ( humor wise)

Those albums are comedic masterpieces

she will f*** you then turn around and f*** a janitor

In a French ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants

push's ex 100% f***ed a janitor

An old Lil B song where he says

2 pistols on my side I’m a f***in coward 😔

He sounds really sad when he says it lol

“Told the other hoe tighten up and let us run ya, ain’t my fault ya friend p**** smell like onions”