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1 point taken off because I'm not going to cover up my resentment and try to put a facade ima keep it honest
BTW Joe Budden actually saved my life. I got carjacked in jersey, wasn't even my car, it was a rental so now I'm thinking about my credit and s*** instead of the fact that just happened to me, but who do I meet whilst bloodied in the face and out of sorts but Joseph Budden, yeah this was in the rory and mal days,
Basically, Joe pulled me up, took his white roc nation shirt and wiped the blood off of my face. I was so appalled he cared so little about material things because at this point I didn't have a high opinion of him.
But all I remember him saying is: "Come with us, we will right the indignity that has been done upon you, brethren." and then we all hopped in his car.
(It was some type of SUV I don't remember maybe a range, he has a driver now so this was some sort of unrelated thing)
We started driving fast, he sped through yellow lights like there was no way he was going to stop for a red light, and after a few minutes, we finally found the culprit.
It was KTT poster @DavidP . David P had stolen my rental car.
But what I was about to witness would've been inconceivable to me an hour earlier...
Joe Budden hopped out the car and yelled: "WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISNT DAVID P***, JERSEY'S MOST NOTORIOUS SUPERVILLAIN! LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN TAKE ON ALL FOUR OF US"
We then started freestyle rapping dissing david P with lines like "David tryna throw stones, but he's bout to be dethroned, go back to trillsxn, your parents didn't love you properly"
His eyes began to well up. He said "Sorry i stole your car" and returned it. We all laughed and went to waffle house.
But then I started to choke on my food. I looked up at david, He began to smirk.
He had put something into my food
I fell on the floor convulsing a
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convulsing albino Drake out from the bowels of my stomach. David had known of my vore addiction and exposed me in front of everyone and proceeded to record me on TikTok.
As the final drops of spit fell out of my mouth, Albino Drake caressed my face and whispered โโฆ3/10 was midโ
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