Eye got the phone in here 😢

OP gotta use this man's couch as an impenetrable fortress

Oh god I didn’t realize it was you lol ofc ned

Men are insane

Magpie attacked me once while showering. I hit it with the shower head.

The single Dove body wash probably used as shampoo

Holy s*** that takes me back

"Is it too big?"

?????

You’re replying to the magpie. Don’t be fooled

Metadata bandit here

Bro where the f*** were you showering

United Kingdom

Dont shower in the open in springs. Magpies wild out in spring.

That's harsh

a roach did that?

impeccable scenes

surprised yo ass ain't slip and fall in that mf doing all that

i woulda did the same thing tho

Everybody gangsta till cockroaches start flying

The worst part about it is they’re bad at flying

They just pull out their big ass wings and GO with no f***ing plan

Flight path is completely random and chaotic

Eye did......slipped and face planted on the fuccin toilet tryna get out of there