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  • can i make lucia so fat that she can't get into any car @rockstar @cyberleek ???

  • HaroldsChicken

    lol yall thought the sun was going to shine like it’s going to explode in gameplay

    They r idiots and just desperately needed fuel to hate the game

  • Imagine how funny it would be if they had some looksmaxxing clavicular satire in the game

  • „Lol y‘all thought“ 🤓

  • Kr0niic ☘️
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    More details from dazed:

    This marks the first time that a GTA game has featured a playable couple in the lead role, which makes for some unique scenarios: on the way to a job, for example, players can cruise along the highway as Jason, or swap to Lucia in the passenger seat to scroll on the in-game phone. (Yes, there are working social media feeds – what satirical take on 2020s America would be complete without them?) When the job inevitably goes wrong and spirals into a car chase, the fluid system enables players to take the wheel in one moment, then fire on pursuers out of the passenger window the next. And afterwards, when it’s all blown over, they can skim across the waves on a jetski, admiring the Leonida seascape and leaping dolphins with their arms wrapped around their partner’s waist.

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    ILoveCheeseCake

    Chop lookin mean af

  • blu3crushang3l
    !https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM

  • Social media in GTA. Wow!

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    ILoveCheeseCake

    peg me mommy

  • Kr0niic ☘️
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    For some gamers, the story might even serve as one of their earliest encounters with a romantic (albeit crime-ridden) relationship, where their choices can have repercussions that cut much deeper than Rockstar's previous titles or "honour" systems that reward conscientious game playing.

  • Kr0niic

    More details from dazed:

    This marks the first time that a GTA game has featured a playable couple in the lead role, which makes for some unique scenarios: on the way to a job, for example, players can cruise along the highway as Jason, or swap to Lucia in the passenger seat to scroll on the in-game phone. (Yes, there are working social media feeds – what satirical take on 2020s America would be complete without them?) When the job inevitably goes wrong and spirals into a car chase, the fluid system enables players to take the wheel in one moment, then fire on pursuers out of the passenger window the next. And afterwards, when it’s all blown over, they can skim across the waves on a jetski, admiring the Leonida seascape and leaping dolphins with their arms wrapped around their partner’s waist.

    So they putting emphasis on the whole switcheroo thing

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    The next 2 days are gonna be a leek, info, preview and extended look blitz

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    Should I cop the magazine

  • Pre-release photo:

    Final game:

  • Kr0niic

    More details from dazed:

    This marks the first time that a GTA game has featured a playable couple in the lead role, which makes for some unique scenarios: on the way to a job, for example, players can cruise along the highway as Jason, or swap to Lucia in the passenger seat to scroll on the in-game phone. (Yes, there are working social media feeds – what satirical take on 2020s America would be complete without them?) When the job inevitably goes wrong and spirals into a car chase, the fluid system enables players to take the wheel in one moment, then fire on pursuers out of the passenger window the next. And afterwards, when it’s all blown over, they can skim across the waves on a jetski, admiring the Leonida seascape and leaping dolphins with their arms wrapped around their partner’s waist.

    Dude this sounds so good. So you can let the AI take the wheel at any moment and focus on aiming. I just hope the AI driving isn’t complete dog s*** when running away from cops and s***?

  • Everest

    The next 2 days are gonna be a leek, info, preview and extended look blitz

    Next 2 and a half months gon feel eternal

  • Kr0niic

    For some gamers, the story might even serve as one of their earliest encounters with a romantic (albeit crime-ridden) relationship, where their choices can have repercussions that cut much deeper than Rockstar's previous titles or "honour" systems that reward conscientious game playing.

    LMAOOOOO

  • Kr0niic

    For some gamers, the story might even serve as one of their earliest encounters with a romantic (albeit crime-ridden) relationship, where their choices can have repercussions that cut much deeper than Rockstar's previous titles or "honour" systems that reward conscientious game playing.

    God they made the perfect game didn’t they? I’m so ready.

  • Kr0niic

    For some gamers, the story might even serve as one of their earliest encounters with a romantic (albeit crime-ridden) relationship, where their choices can have repercussions that cut much deeper than Rockstar's previous titles or "honour" systems that reward conscientious game playing.

    Ouch

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    Why are they talking in detail about it a day before the show case are they slow in the heads?

  • Who is copping the magazine

  • Gamer virgins about to experience love for the first time

  • Kr0niic

    More details from dazed:

    This marks the first time that a GTA game has featured a playable couple in the lead role, which makes for some unique scenarios: on the way to a job, for example, players can cruise along the highway as Jason, or swap to Lucia in the passenger seat to scroll on the in-game phone. (Yes, there are working social media feeds – what satirical take on 2020s America would be complete without them?) When the job inevitably goes wrong and spirals into a car chase, the fluid system enables players to take the wheel in one moment, then fire on pursuers out of the passenger window the next. And afterwards, when it’s all blown over, they can skim across the waves on a jetski, admiring the Leonida seascape and leaping dolphins with their arms wrapped around their partner’s waist.

    Bonnie and Clyde simulator

  • ILoveCheeseCake


    People don’t even say excuse me anymore they just look at you like this

    LOL looks like a jojo stand user