HaroldsChicken

1h

lol the amount they are spending on marketing on a game that really didnt need marketing is impressive in itself . More netflix specials please

JayS

1h

Wouldn’t say it doesn’t need marketing but they’re definitely spending a ton and it’s all pretty unique stuff. The industry must be in a little shocked

Everest

2h

Rockstar got a whole NBA team rebranded to promote their product on the court in a basketball game on the night before release

jave

2h

official merch so fire

LickMyBalls

1h

https://www.ign.com/articles/new-gta-6-age-rating-confirms-game-will-feature-sex-scenes

S***SCENES?!

Rockstar I am begging you. Do not half-ass this.

I did not wait twelve f***ing years for a tasteful 14-second fade-to-black where Jason takes his shirt off and the camera pans lovingly toward a ceiling fan.

I want the game to detect that I've entered a s***scene and immediately activate my $9,000 fully haptic medical-grade latex immersion bodysuit with 12-zone vibration, variable suction, feather-tickling actuators, synthetic tongue modules, temperature cycling, pressure feedback, muscle-contraction pads, pneumatic squeezing, pulse synchronization, heartbeat simulation, breath-warm air jets, scent cartridges, electrostatic skin stimulation, automated lubricant dispensing, self-adjusting restraint tension, motion tracking, posture correction, pelvic force feedback, internal pressure sensors, a motorized a*** plug, automatic cleaning, UV sterilization, emergency quick-release, machine-wash mode, Bluetooth 8.0, Wi-Fi 7, RGB underglow, and a f***ing companion app.

I did NOT spend nine grand turning my bedroom into a Lockheed Martin prototype facility just for Rockstar to fade to black.

I want GTA VI to recognize the suit automatically:
NEW DEVICE DETECTED: GOONMASTER X12 PRO MAX
Calibrating suction cups…
Mapping erogenous zones…
Testing tongue array…
Inflating pelvic interface…
A*** telemetry online…
Self-cleaning reservoir: 84%
Firmware update required before intercourse.
My DualSense should be the least sophisticated peripheral involved.

I want the settings menu to have:
SEXUAL SIMULATION QUALITY: ULTRA
PHYSICS: PATH TRACED
HAPTIC GENITAL FEEDBACK: ON
FLUID SIMULATION: 4K
GOONER ACCESSIBILITY MODE: ENABLED

And if my $6,000 RTX 6090 can't maintain 60 FPS because Rockstar simulated the individual deformation properties of a Floridian motel mattress, GOOD.
Melt my GPU.
I want NVIDIA releasing a Game Ready Driver specifically titled "Grand Theft Auto VI Erotic Performance Improvements."

I want Digital Foundry uploading a 48-minute technical a***ysis where they zoom in 400% and say:
"Interestingly, on PS5 Pro, nipple tessellation appears to drop to medium during particularly demanding scenes."

If Lucia puts one hand on somebody's thigh I want my entire f***ing apartment to dim the lights, lock the front door, switch the air conditioning to 19°C, spin up three coolant pumps, and send a push notification to my phone saying:
PREPARE FOR FULL-BODY HAPTIC EVENT
I want my grotesquely overengineered Wi-Fi masturbation apparatus to receive enough API data from the game that my router thinks I'm conducting remote surgery.
If I select a prostitute and Rockstar gives me a cinematic instead of allowing me to manually configure thrust intensity, camera angle, stamina management, lubrication economics, relationship buffs, haptic sensitivity curves and Quick-Time Goon Events, I will consider the entire game unfinished.
There should be a skill tree.
S***— 37/100
+5% endurance
+10% rhythm
Unlocks Advanced Technique
Reach level 75 to unlock Legendary Pelvis
Imagine getting busted by the cops mid-session and having to frantically disconnect eleven USB devices before stealing a police cruiser completely naked.
THAT is next-generation gaming.

And if Rockstar really wants to prove they care about immersion, I want the game to occasionally just f***ing crash with:
FATAL ERROR — EROTIC PHYSICS ENGINE OVERFLOW
GTA VI has stopped responding because Lucia experienced more pleasure than the simulation was mathematically capable of calculating.
ERROR CODE: O*****_INTEGER_OVERFLOW
Pelvic feedback exceeded 32-bit limits.
Haptic suit torque: 147%.
Tongue array desynchronized.
Suction subsystem entering safe mode.
A*** telemetry packet loss detected.
RTX 6090 thermal protection triggered while calculating nipple deformation.
Please reduce PLEASURE QUALITY from ULTRA to HIGH and restart the mission.
Rockstar Support:
"This issue may occur when more than eight erotic peripherals are connected simultaneously. We are working with NVIDIA on a hotfix."
$2 billion development budget.
Use it.

LickMyBalls

1h

https://www.ign.com/articles/new-gta-6-age-rating-confirms-game-will-feature-sex-scenes

S***SCENES?!

Rockstar I am begging you. Do not half-ass this.

I did not wait twelve f***ing years for a tasteful 14-second fade-to-black where Jason takes his shirt off and the camera pans lovingly toward a ceiling fan.

I want the game to detect that I've entered a s***scene and immediately activate my $9,000 fully haptic medical-grade latex immersion bodysuit with 12-zone vibration, variable suction, feather-tickling actuators, synthetic tongue modules, temperature cycling, pressure feedback, muscle-contraction pads, pneumatic squeezing, pulse synchronization, heartbeat simulation, breath-warm air jets, scent cartridges, electrostatic skin stimulation, automated lubricant dispensing, self-adjusting restraint tension, motion tracking, posture correction, pelvic force feedback, internal pressure sensors, a motorized a*** plug, automatic cleaning, UV sterilization, emergency quick-release, machine-wash mode, Bluetooth 8.0, Wi-Fi 7, RGB underglow, and a f***ing companion app.

I did NOT spend nine grand turning my bedroom into a Lockheed Martin prototype facility just for Rockstar to fade to black.

I want GTA VI to recognize the suit automatically:
NEW DEVICE DETECTED: GOONMASTER X12 PRO MAX
Calibrating suction cups…
Mapping erogenous zones…
Testing tongue array…
Inflating pelvic interface…
A*** telemetry online…
Self-cleaning reservoir: 84%
Firmware update required before intercourse.
My DualSense should be the least sophisticated peripheral involved.

I want the settings menu to have:
SEXUAL SIMULATION QUALITY: ULTRA
PHYSICS: PATH TRACED
HAPTIC GENITAL FEEDBACK: ON
FLUID SIMULATION: 4K
GOONER ACCESSIBILITY MODE: ENABLED

And if my $6,000 RTX 6090 can't maintain 60 FPS because Rockstar simulated the individual deformation properties of a Floridian motel mattress, GOOD.
Melt my GPU.
I want NVIDIA releasing a Game Ready Driver specifically titled "Grand Theft Auto VI Erotic Performance Improvements."

I want Digital Foundry uploading a 48-minute technical a***ysis where they zoom in 400% and say:
"Interestingly, on PS5 Pro, nipple tessellation appears to drop to medium during particularly demanding scenes."

If Lucia puts one hand on somebody's thigh I want my entire f***ing apartment to dim the lights, lock the front door, switch the air conditioning to 19°C, spin up three coolant pumps, and send a push notification to my phone saying:
PREPARE FOR FULL-BODY HAPTIC EVENT
I want my grotesquely overengineered Wi-Fi masturbation apparatus to receive enough API data from the game that my router thinks I'm conducting remote surgery.
If I select a prostitute and Rockstar gives me a cinematic instead of allowing me to manually configure thrust intensity, camera angle, stamina management, lubrication economics, relationship buffs, haptic sensitivity curves and Quick-Time Goon Events, I will consider the entire game unfinished.
There should be a skill tree.
S***— 37/100
+5% endurance
+10% rhythm
Unlocks Advanced Technique
Reach level 75 to unlock Legendary Pelvis
Imagine getting busted by the cops mid-session and having to frantically disconnect eleven USB devices before stealing a police cruiser completely naked.
THAT is next-generation gaming.

And if Rockstar really wants to prove they care about immersion, I want the game to occasionally just f***ing crash with:
FATAL ERROR — EROTIC PHYSICS ENGINE OVERFLOW
GTA VI has stopped responding because Lucia experienced more pleasure than the simulation was mathematically capable of calculating.
ERROR CODE: O*****_INTEGER_OVERFLOW
Pelvic feedback exceeded 32-bit limits.
Haptic suit torque: 147%.
Tongue array desynchronized.
Suction subsystem entering safe mode.
A*** telemetry packet loss detected.
RTX 6090 thermal protection triggered while calculating nipple deformation.
Please reduce PLEASURE QUALITY from ULTRA to HIGH and restart the mission.
Rockstar Support:
"This issue may occur when more than eight erotic peripherals are connected simultaneously. We are working with NVIDIA on a hotfix."
$2 billion development budget.
Use it.

HaroldsChicken

1h

It doesnt need much marketing to sell ? no.

dont think shocked because Strauss hinted at a lot of this at a marketing event in April it was a gaming conference in Vegas

mov

1h

Where can I buy this masterpiece

dope

1h

I didn’t know AI slop was acceptable nowadays

LickMyBalls

1h

https://www.ign.com/articles/new-gta-6-age-rating-confirms-game-will-feature-sex-scenes

S***SCENES?!

Rockstar I am begging you. Do not half-ass this.

I did not wait twelve f***ing years for a tasteful 14-second fade-to-black where Jason takes his shirt off and the camera pans lovingly toward a ceiling fan.

I want the game to detect that I've entered a s***scene and immediately activate my $9,000 fully haptic medical-grade latex immersion bodysuit with 12-zone vibration, variable suction, feather-tickling actuators, synthetic tongue modules, temperature cycling, pressure feedback, muscle-contraction pads, pneumatic squeezing, pulse synchronization, heartbeat simulation, breath-warm air jets, scent cartridges, electrostatic skin stimulation, automated lubricant dispensing, self-adjusting restraint tension, motion tracking, posture correction, pelvic force feedback, internal pressure sensors, a motorized a*** plug, automatic cleaning, UV sterilization, emergency quick-release, machine-wash mode, Bluetooth 8.0, Wi-Fi 7, RGB underglow, and a f***ing companion app.

I did NOT spend nine grand turning my bedroom into a Lockheed Martin prototype facility just for Rockstar to fade to black.

I want GTA VI to recognize the suit automatically:
NEW DEVICE DETECTED: GOONMASTER X12 PRO MAX
Calibrating suction cups…
Mapping erogenous zones…
Testing tongue array…
Inflating pelvic interface…
A*** telemetry online…
Self-cleaning reservoir: 84%
Firmware update required before intercourse.
My DualSense should be the least sophisticated peripheral involved.

I want the settings menu to have:
SEXUAL SIMULATION QUALITY: ULTRA
PHYSICS: PATH TRACED
HAPTIC GENITAL FEEDBACK: ON
FLUID SIMULATION: 4K
GOONER ACCESSIBILITY MODE: ENABLED

And if my $6,000 RTX 6090 can't maintain 60 FPS because Rockstar simulated the individual deformation properties of a Floridian motel mattress, GOOD.
Melt my GPU.
I want NVIDIA releasing a Game Ready Driver specifically titled "Grand Theft Auto VI Erotic Performance Improvements."

I want Digital Foundry uploading a 48-minute technical a***ysis where they zoom in 400% and say:
"Interestingly, on PS5 Pro, nipple tessellation appears to drop to medium during particularly demanding scenes."

If Lucia puts one hand on somebody's thigh I want my entire f***ing apartment to dim the lights, lock the front door, switch the air conditioning to 19°C, spin up three coolant pumps, and send a push notification to my phone saying:
PREPARE FOR FULL-BODY HAPTIC EVENT
I want my grotesquely overengineered Wi-Fi masturbation apparatus to receive enough API data from the game that my router thinks I'm conducting remote surgery.
If I select a prostitute and Rockstar gives me a cinematic instead of allowing me to manually configure thrust intensity, camera angle, stamina management, lubrication economics, relationship buffs, haptic sensitivity curves and Quick-Time Goon Events, I will consider the entire game unfinished.
There should be a skill tree.
S***— 37/100
+5% endurance
+10% rhythm
Unlocks Advanced Technique
Reach level 75 to unlock Legendary Pelvis
Imagine getting busted by the cops mid-session and having to frantically disconnect eleven USB devices before stealing a police cruiser completely naked.
THAT is next-generation gaming.

And if Rockstar really wants to prove they care about immersion, I want the game to occasionally just f***ing crash with:
FATAL ERROR — EROTIC PHYSICS ENGINE OVERFLOW
GTA VI has stopped responding because Lucia experienced more pleasure than the simulation was mathematically capable of calculating.
ERROR CODE: O*****_INTEGER_OVERFLOW
Pelvic feedback exceeded 32-bit limits.
Haptic suit torque: 147%.
Tongue array desynchronized.
Suction subsystem entering safe mode.
A*** telemetry packet loss detected.
RTX 6090 thermal protection triggered while calculating nipple deformation.
Please reduce PLEASURE QUALITY from ULTRA to HIGH and restart the mission.
Rockstar Support:
"This issue may occur when more than eight erotic peripherals are connected simultaneously. We are working with NVIDIA on a hotfix."
$2 billion development budget.
Use it.

JayS

1h

It’ll sell no matter what but the marketing is what will push it to different heights.

And people knew the marketing would be unique. But doubt many people were predicting rebranding an nba team for a day.

Im sure other marketing departments are reevaluating how they can have impactful marketing

Osama bin Harden

58m

Getting haptic feedback from back shots

HaroldsChicken

59m

so far this is a flex of money and is major partnerships but unique? it isnt like arg or anyting. Its Atlantic, spotify, NBA, Netflix, Game informer. Working with companies and using money to do so. Redoing the arena itself unique but partially because no other company has the money to do something like this. But wanted weirder more out there ideas

Kr0niic

57m

New magazine

JayS

55m

Yeah marketing = spending money. They’re advertising to the masses. They don’t care about a arpg. Anyone who would be into that was buying this s*** already

LickMyBalls

1h

https://www.ign.com/articles/new-gta-6-age-rating-confirms-game-will-feature-sex-scenes

S***SCENES?!

Rockstar I am begging you. Do not half-ass this.

I did not wait twelve f***ing years for a tasteful 14-second fade-to-black where Jason takes his shirt off and the camera pans lovingly toward a ceiling fan.

I want the game to detect that I've entered a s***scene and immediately activate my $9,000 fully haptic medical-grade latex immersion bodysuit with 12-zone vibration, variable suction, feather-tickling actuators, synthetic tongue modules, temperature cycling, pressure feedback, muscle-contraction pads, pneumatic squeezing, pulse synchronization, heartbeat simulation, breath-warm air jets, scent cartridges, electrostatic skin stimulation, automated lubricant dispensing, self-adjusting restraint tension, motion tracking, posture correction, pelvic force feedback, internal pressure sensors, a motorized a*** plug, automatic cleaning, UV sterilization, emergency quick-release, machine-wash mode, Bluetooth 8.0, Wi-Fi 7, RGB underglow, and a f***ing companion app.

I did NOT spend nine grand turning my bedroom into a Lockheed Martin prototype facility just for Rockstar to fade to black.

I want GTA VI to recognize the suit automatically:
NEW DEVICE DETECTED: GOONMASTER X12 PRO MAX
Calibrating suction cups…
Mapping erogenous zones…
Testing tongue array…
Inflating pelvic interface…
A*** telemetry online…
Self-cleaning reservoir: 84%
Firmware update required before intercourse.
My DualSense should be the least sophisticated peripheral involved.

I want the settings menu to have:
SEXUAL SIMULATION QUALITY: ULTRA
PHYSICS: PATH TRACED
HAPTIC GENITAL FEEDBACK: ON
FLUID SIMULATION: 4K
GOONER ACCESSIBILITY MODE: ENABLED

And if my $6,000 RTX 6090 can't maintain 60 FPS because Rockstar simulated the individual deformation properties of a Floridian motel mattress, GOOD.
Melt my GPU.
I want NVIDIA releasing a Game Ready Driver specifically titled "Grand Theft Auto VI Erotic Performance Improvements."

I want Digital Foundry uploading a 48-minute technical a***ysis where they zoom in 400% and say:
"Interestingly, on PS5 Pro, nipple tessellation appears to drop to medium during particularly demanding scenes."

If Lucia puts one hand on somebody's thigh I want my entire f***ing apartment to dim the lights, lock the front door, switch the air conditioning to 19°C, spin up three coolant pumps, and send a push notification to my phone saying:
PREPARE FOR FULL-BODY HAPTIC EVENT
I want my grotesquely overengineered Wi-Fi masturbation apparatus to receive enough API data from the game that my router thinks I'm conducting remote surgery.
If I select a prostitute and Rockstar gives me a cinematic instead of allowing me to manually configure thrust intensity, camera angle, stamina management, lubrication economics, relationship buffs, haptic sensitivity curves and Quick-Time Goon Events, I will consider the entire game unfinished.
There should be a skill tree.
S***— 37/100
+5% endurance
+10% rhythm
Unlocks Advanced Technique
Reach level 75 to unlock Legendary Pelvis
Imagine getting busted by the cops mid-session and having to frantically disconnect eleven USB devices before stealing a police cruiser completely naked.
THAT is next-generation gaming.

And if Rockstar really wants to prove they care about immersion, I want the game to occasionally just f***ing crash with:
FATAL ERROR — EROTIC PHYSICS ENGINE OVERFLOW
GTA VI has stopped responding because Lucia experienced more pleasure than the simulation was mathematically capable of calculating.
ERROR CODE: O*****_INTEGER_OVERFLOW
Pelvic feedback exceeded 32-bit limits.
Haptic suit torque: 147%.
Tongue array desynchronized.
Suction subsystem entering safe mode.
A*** telemetry packet loss detected.
RTX 6090 thermal protection triggered while calculating nipple deformation.
Please reduce PLEASURE QUALITY from ULTRA to HIGH and restart the mission.
Rockstar Support:
"This issue may occur when more than eight erotic peripherals are connected simultaneously. We are working with NVIDIA on a hotfix."
$2 billion development budget.
Use it.

YoungBreezy

31m

NOBODY has this motion

YoungBreezy

31m

NOBODY has this motion