In the first post he seemingly confesses/acknowledges that the allegations are true all while hiding behind Jesus and not actually taking accountability for his actions.

He’s set to appear in court for these two new charges in January of 2026 and set to go on trial for the original 5 charges on June 16th 2026.

Two reasons why Get Him to the Greek can't be remembered fondly.

LOCK HIM UP

Do you mean three?

F*** this guy

New charges are from 2009.

On brand

This poster is so insane now lol

Katy Perry finally gets a W for once.

What’s crazy is even Jonah has accusations of his own

Why do I feel this like this happened already

pointy ass face

Even Jonah?!

loser legend

Wasn’t he just kind of a d*** to his girlfriend because he didn’t like her posting herself in a bikini?

That’s a felony bro

New feat on BULLY

I’m sorry about being so insensitive when talking about Jonah’s heinous treatment of his ex. Willie Wildcat will be stepping away from the public and his job at Kansas State University to educate himself on these matters.

Ain’t heard anything serious

Jonah youre next

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rapist and right wing grifter and now his girl is getting piped by one of the biggest libtards out in justin trudeau

to see him smiling and pandering to stupid christians in the wake of his rapings being revealed is extra infuriating. truly f*** this guy