Priced out of his own neighbourhood. F*** AirBNB man

Do not come to my town

santa I love u

Nah holup why he flying above Google Maps. I knew this f***ing earth was flat they loaded up the simulation

This dumbass so high he forgot he has to deliver these presents lmfao

Wait quadruple entendre

Where you at Santa :)

U should use the javelin it has the lock on option

Cute

I’m asking how

He was smoking with Rudolph The Red-Eyed Reindeer

WE LOVE YOU SANTA!! 🎅 🎄 💗

he gotta check in with me

Talk to em 🗣️

F*** Santa

what’s the carbon footprint of that thing?

watch your w**** mouth

SSSAAAAAANTTTAAAA

Posting assassination coordinates of kris kringle is crazy. He used to be able to lock in and work, now we got people doxxing

it runs on christmas spirit

this thread was made to say watch christmas story 2 this christmas surprisingly good