We don’t even look alike, I feel like this is abnormal what do y’all think?

Post pics to further assess the situation.

Y'all look alike ?

she old af or young af?

she was flirting with you bro wtf

first ever date i went on a worker made a joke saying buying your sister a drink your a good brother. guarantee its to ruin the date because after that she didn’t talk to me anymore. these workers are against us

Cockblocker.

I wudna tipped.

Restaurant workers after ruining another potential relationship

waiter mind f***ing you for the hell of it

Hope no tip was given

@op second time with the sme girl? Y'all discussed your family histories yet? You in Alabama by any chance?

Feel like this a good ice breaker/running joke on one of those dry dates where you're struggling to think of things to say tbh. Bro lobbed you the ball

How is that a good icebreaker how do u even respond

depends on the person for sure, this was in high school and she was mad shy so it did not help whatsoever lmaoo

Post picture of her ass and then your own ass so i can compare and see if there is any similarity

Are you significantly older to the point it looks like you’re the older bro / cousin ?

that rare beauty in writing that comes alive only on anonymous internet forums

Do you and the waitress look alike