What do I know about-a cooking a shirt?

the ménage a trois callback a couple episodes later with george and his girlfriend’s dude roommate i knew it was coming the second george started thinking of a plan, but them already discussing it prior

she’s BALD jerry

I'm f***ing high jerry

the voices won’t stop kramer!!

yeah this is my favorite show ever. i watched reruns of this show growing up and I've probably seen every episode AT LEAST 20 times like this show is engraved in my brain. it never ever gets old for me

just watched the doorman episode

kramer fake-mugging george in front of the tourists at the start of the episode leading to them chasing after him at the end, only for the comeuppance to get subverted by him showing them his man-bra invention and immediately getting them on his side god this show is so good

Finally watched this show

Loved it but wtf was that finale 🚮🚮

Elaine sexy as f***

Absolutely

watching season 7 episode 1

i swear to god they’re re-using this kramer speech on marriage. i might have seen it in a youtube clip or something but i stg i saw it in an episode a couple seasons back

out of all the ridiculous faux pas the group has taken offense to so far, jerry breaking up with his girlfriend because she eats peas one at a time has gotta be the most absurd one yet

“i use the sun to tell the time, i can get it within an hour”

“what do you do at night”

“night’s tougher, but it’s only a couple hours long”

ofc this nigga watches seinfield 💀

Not watching Seinfeld

as a life-long runner, having an entire episode plot be framing elaine not being up to wake up a guy for his marathon as an abusive relationship i love it

Greatest sitcom and it’s not close. I smoked a joint with my roommates and watched the episode where they park in the handicapped spot and Kramer falls in love with the woman

I just watched this episode the other day, and I gotta say.. I see where he’s coming from. She scoops her corn but eats the peas one at a time? No thank you. And she’s a shusher

This, Curb and Simpsons are the funniest shows oat

personally i think we should all be forced to eat in individual cubicles, or possibly bathroom stalls if necessary. there’s a million faux pas to be had with how you choose to dine and none of us are pure. it’s better for community

1, 2, 3, 4.... HO HOO!! the kramer b plot about the new phone number is gold too