nah that’s a win trust me. cause any woman low enough to sleep with you will already expect the worst. now imagine being a 6 foot pretty nigga and whipping out a mini glizzy. the disappointment in their face gonna be crazy
whipping out a mini glizzy
whipping out a mini glizzy
Bro if shes seeing ur d*** u already won
*If she wants to see your d***
Don't pull a Louis CK
Bro if shes seeing ur d*** u already won
not true. i wanna worship and please my woman until she c****and has flashbacks about our s***the next day. can’t do that with what im given
not true. i wanna worship and please my woman until she c****and has flashbacks about our s***the next day. can’t do that with what im given
Sounds like a her problem
not true. i wanna worship and please my woman until she c****and has flashbacks about our s***the next day. can’t do that with what im given
there's definitely p**** procedures out there
just work on your career and go to turkey they have a solution to everything
not true. i wanna worship and please my woman until she c****and has flashbacks about our s***the next day. can’t do that with what im given
Why would anyone like this post, s***s sad I'm sorry you feel this way about yourself
not true. i wanna worship and please my woman until she c****and has flashbacks about our s***the next day. can’t do that with what im given
Breathe brother
Why would anyone like this post, s***s sad I'm sorry you feel this way about yourself
having a small d*** should be a disability at this point. i can count on one hand the days i haven’t thought about killing myself for it
You might as well fly out to turkey or some s*** in all honesty
Future King Vamp thread:
I moved to North Korea because I saw an infographic that said d***s were really small there and thought I'd have a shot with their women. It was the loneliest I've ever been.
nigga you quoted the girl in here and even she said it’s over. f*** off
Future King Vamp thread:
I moved to North Korea because I saw an infographic that said d***s were really small there and thought I'd have a shot with their women. It was the loneliest I've ever been.
Breathe brother
i was waiting for a thread like this my whole life bro let me cook
tho fr ive never had a girl say my d*** was small to me in person
Usually before i hookup with a girl, i always say my d*** is "3 inches" just so she wont be expecting anything. And then when she sees my actual d*** she'll be like "youre d*** is not even small"
Ive had girls tell me that its not even small
having a small d*** should be a disability at this point. i can count on one hand the days i haven’t thought about killing myself for it
No p**** eating skills also count as a disability?
tho fr ive never had a girl say my d*** was small to me in person
Usually before i hookup with a girl, i always say my d*** is "3 inches" just so she wont be expecting anything. And then when she sees my actual d*** she'll be like "youre d*** is not even small"
Ive had girls tell me that its not even small
"It's not even small"
i was waiting for a thread like this my whole life bro let me cook
You burning the bread
tho fr ive never had a girl say my d*** was small to me in person
Usually before i hookup with a girl, i always say my d*** is "3 inches" just so she wont be expecting anything. And then when she sees my actual d*** she'll be like "youre d*** is not even small"
Ive had girls tell me that its not even small
p****
dont say anything about it beforehand to get a real reaction
p****
dont say anything about it beforehand to get a real reaction
why would i want a real reaction