no f***in way good s***tt fam

I was tryna see what was on her screen

I'm fully convinced that's not iHelly, the moment she said we're not the same, and then clumsily clarified that she was talking about "the outties" was so glaringly her mask slipping to me bruh

|| Outie Helly is a dyed in the wool Eagan who said she doesn’t even think her innie is human.
When she was trying to convince Mark that innies and outies are different people, and Mark is resisting it, this doesn’t strike me as Helly coping. It strikes me as her astroturfing. Because what I’m hung up on is the hostility with which Helly said “you know Mark, it was OUTIE who bought her the ring, not you”. If this was merely outie Helly covering her ass out of embarrassment, she would not have to be this rude, and the lack of any innie solidarity makes me suspicious. When she snapped right there, it was to me, the oppressive, exploitative Eagan in her jumping out, and that she’s her outie sent down there to quell any sort of labor movement. ||

spoilers didn't work king

i already know oMark gonna be SO frustraing next episode

I don’t like his outie

S*** just doesnt work on my phone for some reason

it's ok you were mostly just yappin anyways i enjoyed the theory

I think they’ll use a fake family

so you think it was innie helly?

edit: nvm

S***

i think it is likely outtie helly BUT it would appear they've made this too obvious, so now I suspect it is innie helly who just kinda feels weird about everything, and doesn't want to tell the team that she is an Eagan because it would ruin their trust in her

I could see this also being a likely scenario. innie could have figured out somehow she was related to the whole operation. Maybe they beat it into her? Maybe or like another user said (I think $[[Mention name=) "]]

they’re producing some sort of chip and controlling her some how

Why aren’t spoilers working lol

Do you think it’s innie Helly? If you do, why do you think she was so aggressively against Mark’s interest in the Ms. Casey rabbit hole? It can’t be because she’s crushing on him, she was mean with it.

I don't think it is, personally

the rudeness doesn't mean anything to me tbh. if we assume that's innie helly then of course she's gonna deny that innies and outies are the same people. if she says that mark's innie and outie are the same person, then what does that say about her innie and the outie that she hates? she'd have to admit the same thing about herself, and she already seemed to hate her outie way before she even knew she was an eagan

also

why would outie helly run out of the elevator like that? the whole reason that happens is because mr milkshake tackled dylan so the overtime contingency was turned off. innie helly was also tackled by natalie while she was trying to expose lumon but we don't know the exact moment outie helly "woke up" though it looks like innie helly was probably trying to run away. innie irv "wakes up" banging on the door yelling for burt and innie mark also has a pretty shocking "wake up". there's no reason for outie helly to mimic that as no one there knows what happened to each other on the outside, other than mr milkshake, natalie and the board and they already know who she is, she doesn't need to fool them. why would outie helly have a dramatic exit from the elevator like that and then lie about her boring outie's life? those two things don't line up. if that was outie helly and she wanted to convince the others that nothing happened, she wouldn't exit the elevator out of breath and running. that makes it pretty clear to me that it's innie helly not wanting to share who her outie is with the others

Milchick is one of the most menacing characters on TV right now.

Season Premiere pod episode dropped podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-severance-podcast-with-ben-stiller-adam-scott/id1788381175?i=1000684353810
every episode is a pretty good listen if you haven't tapped in yet

I graduated college with that dude. Is a very funny guy

I hate that he makes these look so real

No way!!! That's so rad