IM BORED AT WORK SO LETS TALK ABOUT SOME RANDOM, HELP LET THE TIME PASS

About to make some pasta for lunch

i’m goin thru a terrible breakup rn 😪 i don’t wanna do this anymore

just cooked some fusilli

Farting

I'm trying to sleep and you people keep waking me up

Alexa, play rain sounds with some light thunder to scare my cat.

woke up with wild shoulder pain so that sucks but hey i have my faculties and I'm not dead so 9/10 day so far

How many work hours do y’all spend on the toilet

Farting 2

Hold it for a week

prolly like an hour a week

lucky you at home my shift just started

what happened why did you guys break up?

what time is it where you at ? its almost 7pm here, working nightshift ends at 2am

my days always start at 3/10 sometimes i wish i could sleep and not wake up

been there s*** sucks

a week im not sure probably 20-30 minutes, i take 2 minute s***s

i always wake up with crippling anxiety, kinda escape it when im in maladaptive daydream mode and dream of living another life, s***s weird but so fun really helps me cope.

a certain part of me that doesn't exist in reality is having a great time and im not

I got this weird nerve in my hip that pretty much guarantees that every time I rotate my upper body in another direction my spine just becomes a slinky

hiding in the bathroom at work is overrated. there’s s*** particles in the air

is that a great thing?

ew

I hate my job i want the day to end already

Bored