you could have made this thread without mentioning that you wanna look taller than her

You're the unfunniest person on the history of this site

Disheartens me that I couldn’t make you laugh today sweetheart

Nike Air Max Scorpion

Yo might have to cop in black what’s the price tag on dis jawn

Too much for you

£225 apparently

doc martens

Huh we in America bb we speak America dollars

Pics

Air Max 90s

Yo these look normal while wearing? Cause in this pic it looks too obvious tf

Forces, docs, new balances

or you can just wear the regular oxfords

Bad news for @op and all his ladies

fortune.com/2016/03/09/short-overweight-study

WTF that’s gross. Never catch me making it looks dis obvious smh. I be saying hella mfs at the gym looking tall….until I see they foot wear

Did not expect this disrespekkk for a legend like you I need to be on my Aaron Carter swag and lie say I’m 6’1

Nearly every day I think about how much worse my life could be if I was a short man.

It really keeps me grounded and thankful. You still a legend though

Still specifying that it's a yt woman as if we didn't know

Never change OP

Jordan 4s