1. LOVES DOGS MORE THAN HUMANS
2. PARENTAL ISSUES
3. SECRET DOUBLE S***LIFE
4. CLOSETED RAGE EGO ISSUES
5. DID I FORGET THE DOGS?
6. HATES TALKING ABOUT POSITIVITY OR GOD
7. ONLY LISTENS TO VAPID MUSIC
8. SECRETLY HATE THEMSELVES (IF THAT NOSE COULD TALK)
9. COMMUNITY D*** OR P****
10. GREAT HYGIENE ON THE SURFACE LIFT OFF THEM SHEETS AND YOU WHIFFIN THEM CHEEKS
11. MONEY OBSESSED
12. ALWAYS COMPARING AND COMPETING AGAINST PEERS THAT DONT EVEN KNOW THEM OR CARE
13. THEY MAMA AINT S*** OR THEY MAMA LOVE DEADBEAT NIGGAS
14. THEY LUST AFTER INNOCENCE BECAUSE THEY CANT FEEL THEY SOUL NO MORE
15. THEY HANG AROUND PEOPLE WHO SECRETLY HATE THEM
16. THEY HANG AROUND YOUTH TO LOOK HARMLESS BUT REALKY THEIR A PREDATOR
17. TALKS S*** ABOUT THEIR OWN DAY ONES
18. PRACTICES WITCHCRAFT AND CALLS IS SELF CARE
19. WATCHES P***
20. FAKE LGBTQ+ REPRESENTATIVE FOR CLOUT
21. BEST FRIEND PILLOW TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY HATE YOUR MISERABLE ASS (IT WAS REALLY AT A CONCERT WHEN THEY TOLD ME)
stop.
There are positives and negatives for each sign though
DING DING DING
YOU WIN
Signs to run
Whole personality fixated on zodiac signs
WE HAVE ANOTHER WINNER!
sun sign doesn't matter as much as y'all are made to think it does
NAH BUT IVE MET SOME WEIRDO SCORPS IN MY LIFE
ON SOME “HIDE YA WIFE HIDE YA KIDS” LEVEL
I SCRATCH MY SKIN IN THE MIRROR AND CRY TYPE S***
THEY BE LIKE
“THE DOGS ARE THE ONLY THING I RELATE TO”
NOT SURPRISED A “DOG” LOVER WOULD TAKE THE “WORD” AND REVERSE ON “GOD”
LOW VIBES = A MAN ON ALL FOURS
STOP DEALING WITH B****ES
IF SHE CALL HER FRIEND A B****
THEY FOR ALL THE DOGS
THE RIDDLE OF THE SPHINX DUMBASS
ARE YOU A MAN WITH CONSCIOUSNESS OR A B**** CONTROLLED BY YOUR SENSES?