This game like Home Depot
B****, they got keys, hoes, and hammers

I don’t care who shot ya, cuz they ain’t killed ya - Jadakiss

I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH IT COST I DONT LOOK AT PRICE TAGS

Classic

I aint no killer but dont push me 🤫
Revenge is the sweetest joy next to gettin p**** 😈

“Baby insecure and I can’t blame her, so much swag make a b**** crazy”

Every 2 Chainz feature has at least one simpleton bar that leaves me like

I just hit a lick with a mask, MF DOOM

“Leave your conscious at the door”

I knew the perc was fake
I ate it anyway cause im a GREMLIN

Nardo Wick is great at this

This nigga said "I make everybody dance....why the f*** they dancing? Ionknow I guess this chopper sound like music"

Sittin at the top im bored no neighbor

When you feel like this

Can’t nobody tell you shieeeeeeeett

SRS-era Earl: the thread

French Montana's verse on Stay Schemin

Gave my nigga Max 75
Then they gave my nigga Penthouse another 30
Fuck it, got me thinkin' like I'm 75
Damn, nigga ain't even seen 30

Lil Ugly Mane discog full of simple bars that are hard as hell

one of the best bars Em ever wrote

Pyrex stirs turned into Cavalli furs

"Run around talkin' bout guns like I ain't got none
What, you think I sold them all?"

• Dr. Dre/Forgot About Dre/2001 (1999)

"sex and money go together like tecs and nine shells
swiss cheese you, then cover it up like roswell
cartel, you ain't seen no iller regime, the celestine prophecy
project warrior owns property" - nas

OP said simple

don't look at me im not human

Balling like Kobe

This, every line in STATS could qualify