how does that turn terrifying so fast lol

ah f*** i’ve been bottom-paged

i posted this in the baseball thread but this s*** fr has me crying

the fact that he just honks then takes the exit kills me lol

get f***ed idiot.

the world isn’t enough

that’s not a cry for help i just think it’s a hard af title for a bond movie

same with moonraker

sodomize the rainbow; taste the rainbow

love how shocker never even responds lol

ex hmu with "i'm sorry i wasn't there for you when you needed me"

responded with "never did"

idk why it bothers me that she hit me with it at 6am when we haven't talked in like 8 months, like that s*** is a late night text, not a morning one

either she been going all night(like i taught her) or just had a dream about me ig lol

i don’t think there’s a piece of media nearer and dearer to my heart than regular show

screeching

more like skreeching bc we in dem skreets namsayn

can't believe we lost norm and DOOM in less than a year

job interview in like 40 minutes

feel pretty lax about it tbh, hope that’s a good sign

got it btw

time to get my s*** together

in low tide but the ship's still sinkin