birthday this week, 5-year anniversary of joining ktt at the end of the month

gonna celebrate by setting s*** on fire

"pat bev be like 'MJ never won a play-in game' "

"MJ never scored 7 points in a play-in game"

"MJ never injured westbrook"

Wym?

site used to display likes differently for a bit. for the record nowadays i think the change ended up being fine

and nothing hurts anymore

s***forkendrick.

i can't believe you'd pull this on me on my own birthday. you're sick in the head!

i don't necessarily think i'd be good at writing comedy but SNL needs to f*** around and hire me or one of the millions of people that'd be better at it than i would

i'm watching a couple of the skits from this weekend's show and it's just so dogshit, and it evokes such a weird emotion out of me because part of me feels like it's a show i used to enjoy as a kid and it sucks ass now, but also as a sketch show none of the people on it i watched growing up outside kenan thompson

it's like the pain you get watching a bad episode of modern simpsons, except none of the simpsons are in it and instead it's some random family from shelbyville

which honestly sounds like something al jean would do if the simpsons hasn't already

(me talking about trademarking using "NE way" as a replacement for "anyway" and getting rich when everyone on twitter starts doing it)

" you're so f***ing resharded "

"they said that to kanye too b****"

"they called einstein a reshard gasoline-addict too b****"

if you think i’m gonna find some way to incorporate the new album title in my username then you can eat my piss

yes, i think this is my best thread title yet

op of the kendrick album thread told me to change my username, i'm throwing up and lighting fires all over the place

i do think it would be funny to change my username to "boner police"

i don't like the thought of the responsibility that comes with that username though

it was all a dream…

because ktt2 doesn't display the full video title, and i fear the humor is lost without knowing what to look for, it's a comp of batman not being able to turn his head

i don't know why "we major" playing in the background makes it so much funnier

i'm about 5 listens away from putting it's almost dry over MNIMN as my favorite pusha p album

"what would you do if you came but then it went back in like when you're about to spit but slurp it back"

"i'd probably swing from buildings and s***"

"what's up my name's semen-man i mean p**** porker"

hi i'm p**** porker pizza's here