Migos once.

I Hate this B**** at Taco bell.

And we rest .

i haven’t had taco bell since like 8th grade and i have almost no doubt i’ll be saying that the rest of my life

that being said i respect taco bell more than chipotle. so much so you’d think taco bell served our country or something

i don’t even know if the pun was intended

i keep laughing at the thread title in public

"like 20% of the room was crackheads, which doesn't sound like a lot but crackhead energy infects a room"

"like with vampires"

"like with coronavirus"

just found out reading the wikipedia page on jupiter that it's gained a reputation as the "cosmic vacuum cleaner of the solar system" in the astronomy community

it's funny, i didn't even know my ex changed career fields

i just be spending 30 minutes trying to perfect a joke about moon cycles that f***ing sucked to begin with

what pizza we got?

you've heard of hot pockets, if you're not going to heaven you've heard of the pocket p****, now i'd like to present the future, in the present. ladies and germs the hot pocket p****™

wait no i had them mixed up the hot pocket identifiers are the ones going to hell

what you got against hot pockets vro? them s***s provided me nourishment as a youth.

distinctly remember always feeling terrible after having one as a kid. like on the verge of being ill

i can't explain why but i've always been cool with frozen pizza but hated every "spin" on it(hot pockets, pizza rolls)

hot pockets are definitely mid but pizza rolls are god tier.

(talking about morbius) "i get there’s a risk in making and selling something artistic but sometimes i see trailers for movies and i'm like how did people give you $50+ million to make this how have you not been shot in the head before it got this far"

feds did a morbius sweep

carrot, i think it's uhhhh i think uhhhhhhhhhsuhhh

always gets me

something after way...

s*** doesn't look good either

every time i burned my mouth too. them things weapons of mouf destruction you know what i'm saying

government scared of weapons of mass destruction meanwhile they got hundreds of weapons of mouf destruction in the freezer aisle. says a lot about society

sketch idea: geek nerd with a lisp bursts into secret military base headquarters screaming about "weapons of math destruction" headed right at them

president says "oh no, what would we even do without advanced calculus you f***ing nerd" then they get hit with a nuke