i watched some of crank recently and it's gotta be the stupidest movie i've ever seen

taking the title from that nick cage movie where parents murder their kids for no reason

might be my favorite subtitle to the thread yet

you know how many s*** threads i just had to drive by to find this thread? make better content you f***ing amatuers!!! respect the craft

anyway i just realized what american pie means

as if i had enough reasons to hate don mclean

using nicotine patches for rolling paper

U not a real s***

i was trained by a master

kinda sounds like kendrick nfs

you a s*** scholar?

S*** knower

i know S***

life was bad, but now it’s good, forever!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=uh25alZ5riY

We all know we shouldn’t look up to a guy named Drake who f***ed a hooker, had a baby, and also have HPV.

Stay clean.
Stay Fresh.

who the f*** gave you permission to post this bullshit in here?

this thread is my louvre please do not copy-paste your plug on it

posting for the “i can’t wait to tell my husband” joke