And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore?

one of the dumbest movies i've ever seen

s***forkendrick: stickied in multiple sections

now just need the blue checkmark and my ktt arc will be complete

F***ing s***

my ktt arc is complete

There goes the last lingering threat of my heterosexuality

celebrating international asexuality awareness day by drunk-dialing my ex and telling her how unattracted to her I am

Only jokes

Alcohol is poison I'll be doing that stone-cold

"in the age of declining birth rates, I can't let you kill a kid"

Don't let the handshake and the smile fool ya; take my advice, I'm only tryna school ya

speaking of the blue devil