slutforkendrick

4y

black ken is good too; i always loved berkeley off it, and i also know if i show it to anyone irl they’re gonna care about me less because of it lol

his music is like dante’s 9th circle of hell, but for niche hip hop music

imdoinf

4y

S*** post machine broken

Cant pick

4y

s*** can you teach me how to s***post

slutforkendrick

4y

it’s a treacherous path, not for the faint of heart. it was only through the loss of the appeal of “mass appeal”, as it were, that i was able to learn the skill of the s***post

Cant pick

4y

can you explain this again

slutforkendrick

4y

tl;dr if it’s so ironically funny that you aren’t sure if it’s ironic or funny anymore, you’ve found something worthy of s***posting

Cant pick

4y

oh none of my posts are funny I don't think

slutforkendrick

4y

okay so like my bed is right next to the AC right, and i thought i was in the telltale heart or the yellow room(proof that i can read @Danny) bc i keep hearing this scratching noise coming from the walls

i may not live on the straightest of edges, but i knew it wasn’t the (things) having me hear s***, so i’m like oh goddamn is there a f***ing rat under my bed scratching s***, i don’t wanna deal with this man

long story short i go outside and the wind was blowing the tree by my window so an overgrown branch kept scratching up against my AC. crisis averted

Danny

4y

Anyone can put on an audiobook, man.

slutforkendrick

4y

so one time a couple years back i was driving at like 10pm back to alabama from louisville, and i have an acid flashback right lol

i always assumed they weren’t real but i’m driving down the highway and suddenly all the stars start falling out of the sky and the tail lights in the distance morph into faces and start mouthing along to the music i had playing

so i’m like okay i’m tripping balls and pull into this random gas station in the middle of nowhere in the country, and that gas station had this giant 15ft neon sign of a clown up on the side that looked exactly like your avi

i took a picture but it’s on my old phone and unfortunately that b**** been bricked. but i was fw it heavy, just sitting on the hood of my car tryna come down and just taking in this weird clown sign in bfe, s*** was a vibe. idk how to end this story so i’m gonna end it like this

IPullRank

4y

I had to look up what those flashbacks were I’ve never heard of that before lol

Was it this gas station?