Bro I’m so tight, l left a f***ing kitchen knife in my bed somehow and fell asleep, rolled over and stabbed the knife with my thigh
On some real Ricky Bobby s***
Gnarley gash but it stopped bleeding , now I’m just limping this s*** got me like right in the joint above my kneecap

Jesus CHRIST

Bro you know how mad I was fresh out of some deep sleep limping around looking for paper towels in the dark

clean your room you dirty pig

i know you got some plates and cups there too

I’m pretty sure that’s not normal OP, you should get medical attention first then see a therapist

N---a was carving a turkey in his bed.

Im dumb

I thought you meant you stabbed yourself in your sleep

Mans waking up out a dream with a gash like he met Freddy Kruger

u got uzi's blessing

probably shouldn't leave a knife in your bed

i been thru that phase , I was using the knife to open a box and for some reason layed it on the bed instead of a counter or just putting the s*** back

im so mad I didn’t make that connection but if there was a film crew there that’s what it would’ve looked like on god
I was sleeping then I was in shambles within 12 seconds

it just stopped bleeding?

OP literally making love to the angel of death

I put pressure for a long time and cleaned it , I’m laying on my back and checking every now and then to see if it’s leaking more but I think I’m gucci to throw one of the big bandaids on it

Realistically I’m not even mad that my thigh got stabbed, that could’ve been my d*** maybe 4-5 inches away from general crotch area

Edit: forgot these are UKTT hours so we’ll say like 12 centimeters

family if that touched your artery it’s literally over in t minus 30 seconds and you wouldnt even know it

Wish you a speedy recovery op
Be safe

damn i didn’t even think of that, niggas lucky fr. I was shook because for like 2 min after I felt woozy but I drank hella water and got the bleeding to stop so now I feel normal my mobility is just f***ed

OP on standby incase a f*** nigga try to break in

Bro damn near offed himself

Imagine a detective trying to solve a death like this

Glad you’re ok OP, that s*** sounds scary af

I forgot but something similar happened to me while I was asleep I think a cut on my face or something but not with a damn knife