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  • Dec 8, 2020

    Bro I’m so tight, l left a f***ing kitchen knife in my bed somehow and fell asleep, rolled over and stabbed the knife with my thigh
    On some real Ricky Bobby s***
    Gnarley gash but it stopped bleeding , now I’m just limping this s*** got me like right in the joint above my kneecap

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    Jesus CHRIST

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    clb younghotness

    Jesus CHRIST

    Bro you know how mad I was fresh out of some deep sleep limping around looking for paper towels in the dark

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    clean your room you dirty pig

    i know you got some plates and cups there too

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    I’m pretty sure that’s not normal OP, you should get medical attention first then see a therapist

  • Dec 8, 2020

    N---a was carving a turkey in his bed.

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    Nothing Was New

    I’m pretty sure that’s not normal OP, you should get medical attention first then see a therapist

    Im dumb

    I thought you meant you stabbed yourself in your sleep

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    sosAMG

    Bro you know how mad I was fresh out of some deep sleep limping around looking for paper towels in the dark

    Mans waking up out a dream with a gash like he met Freddy Kruger

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    u got uzi's blessing

  • Dec 8, 2020

    probably shouldn't leave a knife in your bed

  • Dec 8, 2020
    gesufaleg

    clean your room you dirty pig

    i know you got some plates and cups there too

    i been thru that phase , I was using the knife to open a box and for some reason layed it on the bed instead of a counter or just putting the s*** back

  • Dec 8, 2020
    clb younghotness

    Mans waking up out a dream with a gash like he met Freddy Kruger

    im so mad I didn’t make that connection but if there was a film crew there that’s what it would’ve looked like on god
    I was sleeping then I was in shambles within 12 seconds

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    it just stopped bleeding?

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    OP literally making love to the angel of death

  • Dec 8, 2020
    Jozen

    it just stopped bleeding?

    I put pressure for a long time and cleaned it , I’m laying on my back and checking every now and then to see if it’s leaking more but I think I’m gucci to throw one of the big bandaids on it

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    slick rick

    OP literally making love to the angel of death

    Realistically I’m not even mad that my thigh got stabbed, that could’ve been my d*** maybe 4-5 inches away from general crotch area

    Edit: forgot these are UKTT hours so we’ll say like 12 centimeters

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    sosAMG

    Realistically I’m not even mad that my thigh got stabbed, that could’ve been my d*** maybe 4-5 inches away from general crotch area

    Edit: forgot these are UKTT hours so we’ll say like 12 centimeters

    family if that touched your artery it’s literally over in t minus 30 seconds and you wouldnt even know it

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    Wish you a speedy recovery op
    Be safe

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    slick rick

    family if that touched your artery it’s literally over in t minus 30 seconds and you wouldnt even know it

    damn i didn’t even think of that, niggas lucky fr. I was shook because for like 2 min after I felt woozy but I drank hella water and got the bleeding to stop so now I feel normal my mobility is just f***ed

  • Dec 8, 2020

    OP on standby incase a f*** nigga try to break in

  • Dec 8, 2020

    Bro damn near offed himself

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    Imagine a detective trying to solve a death like this

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    Nute

    Imagine a detective trying to solve a death like this

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    Glad you’re ok OP, that s*** sounds scary af

    I forgot but something similar happened to me while I was asleep I think a cut on my face or something but not with a damn knife