try and clap one more time but it's basically over for you. like no recovery type s***. it's really over over

Mission Failed

CUDDI SAID MISSION FAILED OP THAT MEANS YOU GOTTA REEVALUATE YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE ON GIVIN D*** TO THESE FEMALES

Crazy OP woat liar

From all the lies you can come up with to impress sb he chooses ones that can be easily disproven

Lying abour your eye color

OP is gonna reach Walter White level of lying.

I mean the contacts isn’t a lie, just say you thought it looked cool and wanted to try it.

Idk how you can undo the elite college lie tho

He gon blow the whole thing semi-conscious!

He left it up to our imaginations

Ain’t No coming back from this ghost her lmao

All you can do is either move on or tell her the truth and see how she carries it, how are you gonna be in a serious relationship with someone and lie about something like your eye color the whole time?

only sociopaths wear colored contacts

Lying about attending an elite college is not a good look. She’s gonna think youre an insecure weirdo when she finds out

You fictitiously drop out

The one to watch out for is fake freckles

Time to get into an elite college, OP.

We laughed at him but he’s a self motivator and self starter. Speaking his success to life

He just needed this lie & subsequent thread to hold him accountable. In 5 years he'll come back to stunt on us with his STEM-degree from Harvard. After that he'll invent a surgery technique to permanently alter the colour of the human eye.

This mf is the funniest poster on here

actually a good new poster